remember, Pete? So we back up behind them tables, and Iâm looking for anything, like a broken beer bottle, piece of glass, anything. And Iâm thinking, âOh God, this is it. Iâm gonna die here today at the fucking Dairy Queen!ââ He took a drag on his cigarette. âOne of the niggers comes up to Mingey and says, âWhat did you say to my sister?â and he pushes Mingey in the chest. Then he goes, âWith all that mouth, you must like to get your ass kicked.ââ Carmen looked around, savoring the moment. âBut then he stops like heâs just going to scare Mingey and not do anything else. So, weâre standing thereâand remember, weâre all fucked up, and to top it off, Mingey is crazy , right?â Carmen was laughing to himself now. âSo, Mingey stares right at him and goesâ¦âFuck you.ââ
The table erupted. Beer bottles and shot glasses were slammed down. The drunkest ones laughed loudest, but even the most sober grinned hard.
âSo, now theyâre mad. I donât know whether to run or whatâ¦and thenâI swear on my motherâs lifeâthereâs this huge screech in the parking lot. Right out of a movie. And this navy-blue Grand Torino comes flying up. The door opens, and we all look overâeven the niggersâandâ¦itâs like time stopped. Here comes Mike. I donât know how or where he came fromâeven to this dayâbut he just comes flying out of the car. Heâs got an army jacket on and that wild long hair and beard. And heâs got a two-foot Stillson pipe wrench in his hand, and itâs, like, goldâhe had a gold Stillson pipe wrench. Who knows where the hell he ever got that? Never seen one before or since. He points it at the big nigger in the front, and he goes, âWhoa, whoa, whoa, back up, back up!â And the nigger just freezes. I couldnât believe it. He just stands there looking at Mike.â
âMike let his hair grow when he got back from the serviceâremember that?â said Annemarie.
âNow, of course,â Carmen said, âMike could talk to niggers. He wasnât afraid of them. And they were kinda scared of him , actually. Because he didnât act scared around them.â
âWell, he knew them,â said Peter. âHe used to drink down in those bars in Chester. Heâd stay down there all day and night. He lived with them, for Christâs sake.â
John took a cigarette from Donny. Carmen let the crowd settle down.
âSo, the main nigger goes, âWhat you want, you Billy Jack mothafucka?â And Mike breaks into this crazy smile and says, âOk. You want to get it on? Huh? Where you live, anyway? Where you stay? Twenty-First Street? Chester Park? I probably know your brother. I know all you little punk niggers. You want to fight me? Iâve been to Vietnam, you black motherfucker. Iâll kick your ass.â And they stand there for a while looking tough, and Mike just stares at them⦠stares at âem . I was so fucking scared.â Carmen went for the full effect. âFinally, after like three minutes, Mike says to me and Mingey, âGet in the car.ââ
The group was in suspense, waiting. Carmen stood, in full command.
âAnd then Mike says, âMingey, gimme the five in my glove box. I want to get a Dilly Bar.ââ
Shrieks of laughter. But Carmen held his arms out.
âWait, waitâ¦â Carmen said. âThen Mike goes to me and Mingey. âWhat do you guys want?ââ
Somebody whooped. â No !â said Annemarie, above the rest.
Carmen was yelling to be heard. His face was so red it was turning purple. âAnd then Mike looks at the big black guy and goes, âHow about you? You want something?ââ
Margieâs eyes sprouted tears. Donny fell halfway out of his chair. John, who had been trying to resist, felt the laughter