and fried chicken,â said Max.
âMe too,â said Charles.
âAnd Iâm here for all the crab I can eat,â said Fred.
âOk if we go get our drinks now?â asked Charles.
âSure,â said Fred. âAnd when Miss Ruby comes back, Iâll give her your orders. Let me see if I got it right: that was muskrat stew with chopped chicken livers for you, Charles. And calves liver with onions and sweet kidney pie for you, Max. Right?â
âUgh!â
âUgh!!â
âBut theyâre here on the menu along with hogâs cheese, sauerkraut with pigâs tails, corn on the cob, and Burpeeâs Big Daddy tomatoes,â teased Fred.
âSome things weâll skip,â said Max.
Over by the soda chest, the boys found glass cases filled with an assortment of chewing tobacco, hunting knives, oyster shells, turkey feathers, pearls, salted sunflower seeds, old postcards, and photographs of local folk holding up anything from huge fish to giant pumpkins.
On another wall were canned goods for sale, and farther back, on shelves above, were boxes of hunting boots, plastic bags with gray and red wool socks, and hats. Long leather shoelaces and belts hung on nails between the stacks. All for sale.
âThis place is incredible,â said Max when they finally returned to their table with two sodas: one made in Maine, one in Florida.
âI bet you could stay here for hours and still not see everything,â added Charles.
âOnly Miss Ruby wonât let you stay hungry that long,â said Fred, gesturing with his hand toward the kitchen door, which was just opening. Out came Miss Ruby with a big tray of food carried high over her head.
âThatâs us already?â Max asked in amazement.
âWell, you boys said you were hungry,â exploded Miss Ruby in a short, cough-like laugh.
âWow! Thatâs what I call service!â said Charles.
âGreat,â was all Fred could add.
âNow, you boys eat up and if thereâs anything you need, just holler and me or one of the other girls will get it for you,â said Miss Ruby.
âI think weâll be just fine,â said Fred.
For a long time, nobody spoke. Fred, Max, and Charles joined in with what the rest of Miss Rubyâs customers were doing: they ate, ate, ate.
âI never tasted chicken this good!â said Max, finally looking up from his half-empty plate.
âMe neither,â agreed Charles.
âAnd these crab cakes! Fatter than baseballs and so light they feel like they could float all the way down to your stomach,â sighed Fred.
âI donât know how Iâll be able to eat dessert,â said Max.
âWell, we could walk the ten miles back to Vienna, that might help us make room for more food,â said Fred.
âYeah, sure. Crab all day. Eat. Then walk all night!â said Max. âWeâd fall asleep on our feet after half a mile.â
âAnd then weâd miss Miss Marieâs ghost stories,â said Charles.
âWell, in that case, we better not walk home. Iâm looking forward to hearing a few more ghosty Eastern Shore tales. I think every little town down here has its own ghost,â said Fred.
âAnd if not a ghost, then at the very least a restaurant with a name like âSuicide Bridge,ââ added Max.
âYeah, what do you know about that, Fred?â asked Charles.
âWell, the story goes this way. The old bridge over Secretary Creek was a favorite place for people to leap, when they were feeling very, very unhappy. So, when they put up a restaurant there, about 50 years ago, they decided to name it after the bridge. Itâs a nice place, though. Pretty views. New bridge, which doesnât look more than a few feet over the water. Not really high enough to commit suicide from, I donât think, but who knows. Itâs not as unique as Miss Rubyâs.â
âThis place is