Did he belong to a terrorist organization? The local hate radio boys and girls will be slandering him every time theyâre on mike. And theyâll use that slander to paint our whole campaign.â
âHe wasnât gay and he didnât take drugs and he sure wasnât in favor of terrorism,â Lucy said. As she spoke her voice rose defensively.
âGod,â Kathy said, âthose brochures with Jeff in all those tuxedos and dinner jackets and with all those bimbos. Think what the radio jerks can do with them.â
âHe told me they were all from very good families,â Lucy said. She sounded serious.
Kathy joyously put a maternal hand on Lucyâs shoulder. âSweetheart, we know he got a bj from one of those very good family girls in the parking lot of a Burger King one night. And I mean outside the car.â
âGod,â Lucy said. âI forgot.â
Kathy smiled devilishly at me. âThat was probably the one and only time he was ever at a Burger King, by the way.â
I spent the next hour and a half going through every newspaper in the state. They all had extensive websites. Then I went to the sites of the TV and major radio stations. The coverage ran predictably. The conservative sources had already turned Jim Watersâ murder into a mystery with hints of the diabolical. âFriends said that although they liked him, he was often strange and secretive. He had worked as a speechwriter for Congressman Ward for three years, even during the time that the congressman was under suspicion for seeing several women outside his marriage.â Nice way to work that in. If theyâd had more time they would have worked Wardâs history to include bedwetting, public nose picking and leading terrorist cells in singing anti-American rap songs.
The more moderate outlets, print and electronic alike, werenât as hostile but most made the point that with the election so close a murder was not exactly what the congressman needed. They all cited the noon press conference and predicted that it would be well attended. Then I saw a quote from a fat junkie who had a radio show. It was a long quote. I could only stomach a few sanctimonious lines of it. God and family values. I wondered what any of his three former wives would make of it.
As I was about wrapping things up I decided to check on Burkhartâs site. Any kind of official comment would wait until after the press conference of course but Sylvia had gotten her first shot in already. âI want to offer the Waters family our true condolences. Iâm told he was a very bright young man and an extremely hard worker. This is why it is so important that our youth get off to the right start. They get caught up in all these liberal causes and they lose their way. You canât have a mission that includes drugs and sex and a belief that big government can solve everything and expect to stay sane. Iâve seen a lot of my friends destroyed by these things in my lifetime. I certainly hope this wasnât the case with poor James Waters.â
Well, she hadnât included horse fucking anywhere in her list of liberal sins so I guess that put us ahead of the game.
When my cell phone toned I was glad to see the name Sarah Conrad on the caller ID. My twenty-two-year-old daughter was a senior at Smith. She planned to work for my firm over the summer as she had the last two summers. Then she wasnât sure what she was going to do. Right now she had a live-in boyfriend, Robert, who was an intern at a local hospital.
âHi, honey.â
âHi, Dad.â But it wasnât the usual happy âHi, Dad.â This one was serious. âYou busy?â
âYou all right?â
âDad, Mom has third-stage breast cancer.â Now I could tell sheâd been crying.
Norman Mailer once wrote that the most powerful word in the world was cancer. He knew what he was talking about. I had a dozen thoughts and