wanted some too. But they were not allowed to have any. All they
were allowed to do was hold Paul’s robes, when he walked around. “Take me home,” Snow
White said. “Take me home instantly. If there is anything worse than being home, it
is being out.”
“YOU shouldn’t drop your garbage out of windows Hogo,” Jane said. I understood what
she was saying. But Hogo is a cruel parody of ultimate concern. His garbage falls
on Northerners and Southerners and Westerners alike. “I had a dream,” Jane said. “In
the dream we were drinking a yellow wine. Then the winemaker came in. He said the
wine was made of old copies of the National Geographic . I had thought it tasted musty. Then he said no, that was just a joke. The wine was
really made of grapes, like every wine. But these were grapes to which the sun had
not been kind, he said. They had shriveled for lack of the sun’s love. That was why
the wine was like that. Then he talked about lovers and husbands. He said the lover
eats his meat with his eyes not on the meat but on the eyes of the beloved. The husband
watches the meat. The husband knows that the meat will fly away if not watched. The
winemaker thought this was really a funny story. He laughed and laughed.” Hogo got
ready to say something despicable. But it was too late. “That’s pretty careless,”
Hubert said, and we all agreed that if you were going to have a girl tied to a bed,
then at least the knots should be secure. I had already gotten the flashlight from
its place under the sink, and was working on the brilliant yellow and scarlet and
blue bandages. We had hoped to slip into the hospital without being challenged, but
the doctor recognized us right away.
HENRY had unlocked the locks on the bar and we were all drinking. It was time for
a situation report, we felt. “She still sits there in the window, dangling down her
long black hair black as ebony. The crowds have thinned somewhat. Our letters have
been returned unopened. The shower-curtain initiative has not produced notable results.
She is, I would say, aware of it, but has not reacted either positively or negatively.
We have asked an expert in to assess it as to timbre, pitch, mood and key. He should
be here tomorrow. To make sure we have got the right sort of shower curtain. We have returned the red towels to Bloomingdale’s.” At this point
everybody looked at Dan, who vomited. “Bill’s yellow crêpe-paper pajamas have been
taken away from him and burned. He ruined that night for all of us, you know that.”
At this point everybody looked at Bill, who was absent. He was tending the vats. “Bill’s
new brown monkscloth pajamas, made for him by Paul, should be here next month. The
grade of pork ears we are using in the Baby Ding Sam Dew is not capable of meeting
U.S. Govt. standards, or indeed, any standards. Our man in Hong Kong assures us however
that the next shipment will be superior. Sales nationwide are brisk, brisk, brisk.
Texas Instruments is down four points. Control Data is up four points. The pound is
weakening. The cow is calving. The cactus wants watering.The new building is abuilding with leases covering 45 percent of the rentable space
already in hand. The weather tomorrow, fair and warmer.”
“HELLO? Is this Hogo de Bergerac?” “Yes this is Hogo de Bergerac.” “Well this is the
Internal Revenue Service, Baltimore Office, Broat. We have your letter here in which
you offer to inform on Bill, Kevin, Edward, Hubert, Henry, Clem and Dan for 17 percent
of the monies collected. We deeply appreciate your getting in touch with us but I
must tell you that we pay only eight percent.” “ Eight percent! ” “Yes I’m sorry I know that’s low as these things go around the world and in previous
years we have paid more, but it’s standard now and if we paid you 17 percent all the
other informers would demand the same. You can