âIs all detective work so sneaky?â
âNo attacks of conscience, Miss Craig. This was your idea, remember.â
They were in and out in three minutes.
The card had not been typed on Johnâs machine, either.
âYouâre certain, Ellen, thereâs no other typewriter on the premises?â
âTheyâre the only ones I know of.â
âWeâd better make sure. Or suppose I make sure, and you go back downstairs and kibitz the bridge game.â
Ellen tossed her fair hair. âDonât try to scare me any worse than Iâm scared already. Anyway, weâre in this together, arenât we?â
So she knew he had decided to make another search for the vanished Santa. Ellery squeezed Ellenâs hand, grinning, and led the way.
They found neither a third typewriter nor the elusive uninvited guest.
Before he got into bed Ellery dug from his suitcase one of his fatherâs Christmas gifts to him â the only one of the Inspectorâs gifts he had brought along to Alderwood. It was a 1930 diary that began with some blank pages for the last week of December 1929. Diary-writing was an old vice of his; and it had occurred to him that it might prove useful now in keeping track of what promised to be a complex of events.
Ellery began at the first blank page, dating it: âWed. Dec. 25, â29,â and in a miniature hand wrote for half an hour.
Then he went to sleep to dream of oxen and camels and turtle doves and Ellen Craigâs pert, wholesome face.
4 Second Night:
Thursday, December 26, 1929
In Which the Mysterious Prankster Plays the Deadliest Game of All, and Mine Hostâs Ward Is Tendered Another Surprising Gift
Thursday dawned grey and warmish. By a curious inversion, everyone came down to breakfast in good spirits.
âHas anyone looked under the tree yet?â Valentina Warren asked dramatically. She was wearing a Bergdorf Goodman tweed, a bright plaid of blue, green and beige that deliberately accented her pallor and focused the fascinated eye on her heavily rouged lips.
âMay I investigate with you, Miss Warren?â Roland Payn asked gallantly. The white-haired lawyer had been looking Valentina over with an auction-bidderâs caution.
The blonde girlâs long lashes drifted to her cheeks. âWhy, Mr. Payn, Iâd love it ⦠â
âVal brings out the butter and eggs in every Republican,â Marius said from a mouthful of ham. âFive will get anyone ten sheâs pumping him right now to see if he has a producer-client in Hollywood.â
âSwine,â Rusty said pleasantly. âJohn, do you suppose there is ?â
âSomething under the tree? I donât know, honey child, and I donât care,â John said. âItâs funny-paper stuff, and Iâm not amused.â
âVal and Payn wonât find anything under the tree this early in the day,â Ellery said. âThe card last night said, âOn the first night of Christmasâ. Consistency of time and place is one of the blessings of this kind of Barney Googleism.â
âThen heâs going to have to deposit his largess under my nose,â Marius Carlo said. âWEAF is broadcasting excerpts from Aïda tonight with Rethberg in the title role and Lauri-Volpi singing Rhadames. I wouldnât miss that for a dozen Barney Googles.â
Ellen cried, âWell?â
Valentina came in pouting. âNothing.â
âExcept a few pine needles.â The lawyer steered the blonde girl around and back toward privacy. âWhy not tell me a little about yourself, Miss Warren? I do have a few influential connexions on the Coast â¦â
âMay I point out that to my alleged swinery,â Marius asked of no one in particular, âhas been added the odour of goatishness?â
âAt least Mr. Payn is a gentleman,â Olivette Brown snapped.
âA gentleman-goat,â Marius nodded,
Xara X. Piper;Xanakas Vaughn