Pargeter would not have dared to give the monkey away again, had Fossilface still been there. She had come to the conclusion that his mind worked in a very linear way, and could not deal with more than one idea at a time. While he was in the process of making his misguided ârestitooshunâ to her, he couldnât think about the ârestitooshunâ he was planning for anyone else. If Fossilface discovered that Erasmus had been returned to Hedgeclipper Clinton, he was quite capable of trussing the hotel manager up all over again.
But Mrs Pargeter couldnât help finding the thugâs incompetence slightly endearing. âI think heâs doing it all for good motives,â she said to Truffler in a conciliatory tone. âHis heartâs in the right place.â
âThatâs never been an acceptable excuse for anything,â the detective growled. âFossilface OâDonahue is trouble, whatever he does. And I think Iâd rather have him making trouble from bad motives than honourable ones. When youâre dealing with a dyed-in-the-wool villain, you know what to expect. Whereas you have no idea whatâll be the next idiocy committed by a born-again Robin Hood.â
âOh, come on, give him the benefit of the doubt.â
âA very unwise thing ever to give to Fossilface OâDonahue. Thereâs nothing more dangerous than the zeal of the convert. Theyâre all the same â alcoholics, divorcees, vegetarians, smokers, Catholics . . .â He shuddered. âAnd villains whoâve seen the error of their ways are the worst of the lot.â Suddenly anxious, Truffler asked, âWho else did you say he wanted to make ârestitooshunâ to?â
âHe said there were lots, but certainly Gary, Concrete, Hedgeclipper, Keyhole Crabbe . . . and, er, you.â
The detective snorted. âIâd better warn the others.â
âIt may be all right, Truffler. And I really mean it when I say that Fossilface will be acting from the best of motives.â
âDoesnât matter what his motives are, that guyâs a walking disaster area. And he has this nasty habit of disappearing off the face of the earth, so you can never know where the next attackâs coming from. No, weâve all got to be on our guard, no question.â
Mrs Pargeter sighed. She knew there was no shifting Truffler when he got an idea fixed in his mind. âWell, letâs try to forget about Fossilface for a moment, and think what weâre going to do about Concrete Jacket. It seems like it happened in another lifetime, but it was only this afternoon I went to visit him in prison . . . and got nothing out of him.â
âHm.â
âCome on, Truffler, weâve got to get this sorted.â
âIf Concrete really wonât give us anything, I donât see how we can.â
Mrs Pargeter drummed her fingers on the table. âThereâs got to be a way.â
âBut if he wonât open up to
you,
I donât seeââ
âHe doesnât really know me that well. I mean, he likes me and respects me because of my husband, but Iâm not, like, one of his really close buddies.â
âNo. Did you mention the late Mr Pargeter when Concrete wouldnât talk?â
âOh yes, I was totally shameless. Played the full âWhat about your loyalty to my late husband?â card. Nothing. No, either Concreteâs protecting someone . . .â
âOr?â
âOr heâs just very scared.â For a moment Mrs Pargeter was lost in thought. âYou know I was talking about me not being one of his really close buddies?â
âUhuh?â
âHas Concrete got any really close buddies? I mean, anyone who might stand a better chance of getting something out of him than I would?â
âWell . . . Guy he always used to be very matey with . . . was Keyhole
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