decided to stick around for a couple of days after the wedding. Luis turned out to be the perfect driver.â I smiled at Luis.
âSo, Mr. Maldonado, whatâs your story?â
âI could not have picked up any lady last night since I was with this couple from about six on.â
âThen how do you explain the report that your cab was outside the Royal Opal last night and Mary Rosen was seen getting in it?â
Luis thought for a moment and came up with an answer. âI wasnât driving this cab last night. I drove my own car, itâs nicer, and these people wanted a nice evening. I left the cab in the street. Perhaps someone took it for a joy ride?â I didnât think this explanation was going to fly, but if these guys really werenât police, and they were only looking for Mary, then any explanation would do.
âWhere did you park the cab?â one of them asked. The guy with hair. The other guy was bald. They didnât wear uniforms or hats.
âOn Locust Street, not far from my house.â
âWas it there when you got back last night?â
âI didnât look last night, but when I went to get it this morning, it was there.â
âAll right,â Baldy said. âGive me your card. We may want to get in touch with you again.â Luis reached in his pocket and pulled out two business cards, one each for Moe and Curly. Then Moe turned to us. âAre you staying at this motel, just in case we need to contact you again?â
Great. Do we make this up, too? See what I mean about telling the truth? When you donât, you just have to keep making more stuff up.
Mickey answered. âNo, in fact weâre leaving today for San Francisco. But let me give you my card with my cell phone on it; feel free to call me.â Mickey patted his pockets and then shrugged. âSorry, I guess Iâm out. Iâll write it down on Luisâ card.â
Moe handed him the card and gave him a pen. âAll right, thanks, Mr. Paxton. Ms. Starkey. Hey, youâre not related to Ringo, are you?â
I shook my head and groaned. âYou wouldnât believe how often Iâm asked that.â
Moe and Curly got back in their Buick and drove away. I turned to Luis and Mickey. âWould either of you like to clue me in here?â
Luis answered. âTheyâre not the police. I gave Mick a signal and he picked up on it. Nice to be working as a team.â He nodded at Mickey and Mickey nodded back. Man stuff, I guess.
âHow do you know theyâre not the police? Do you know every single cop in these here parts?â I was starting to talk like a cowboy, but there was some male-bonding thing going on, and I got sucked in.
âNo, I donât,â Luis said. âBut I saw the bald-headed oneâs revolver, a Smith and Wesson .38. Itâs not a gun that any policeman on duty would carry. And, I didnât recognize them. And, their shoes were wrong. They were fancy leather, with thin soles.â To tell you the truth, this last statement made the most sense to me. Iâm a firm believer that you can judge a person by his or her shoes. I looked at Mickeyâs feet and was relieved to see that he was wearing a nice pair of Cole Hahn brown casuals: stylish, but not flamboyant; practical, but not clunky; masculine, but not macho.
âOkay,â I said. âSo letâs get the hell out of Dodge.â Mickey and Luis each had a slight smile as I turned away from them and walked back to the cab. I hoped theyâd notice I was swaggering a little. I turned around to face them. âYou know, if those guys werenât cops, and theyâre looking for Mary, then Mary is hooked up in something bad, and probably is connected with Jake. And we really donât know anything about her at all and we canât trust her at all. And weâre still in a lot of trouble.â
âYes. All true. We donât know who we can
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