used to sneak away. And now I can walk in and outa this house fifty times a day and sleep up in his room night after night! [ Looks through the window. ] Wherever he is I bet he still canât figure it out. Read the encyclopedia if you like. Iâll put on a tie. [ Goes to the landing. ]
GUS [ looking around ]: Encyclopedia, furniture, new plumbing. . . . When am I going to see a couple of brats around here!
DAVID [ stops at the landing ]: Whatâs the rush, you got some old suits you want ruined?
GUS: Me? I always pick up babies by the back of the neck, but . . . [ Idly. ] without children you wouldnât have to fix nothinâ in here for twenty years. When nothing breaks itâs boring. [ He sits, reaches over for an encyclopedia volume. ]
DAVID [ glances above, comes away from stairs. Quietly ]: I been wanting to ask you about that.
GUS: What?
DAVID [ hesitates. In good humor ]: Did you ever hear of it happening when people didnât have kids because of the man?
GUS: Certainly, why not? Why donât you talk it over with her?
DAVID [ laughs self-consciously ]: I canât seem to get around to it. I mean we somehow always took it for granted, kinda, that when the time was right a kid would just naturally come along.
GUS: You go to the doctor, then youâll know. . . . Or do you want to know?
DAVID: Sure I do, but I donât know, it just doesnât seem right, especially when weâve been all set financially for over two years now.
GUS: Right! What has this got to do with right or wrong? There is no justice in the world.
DAVID [ looks at him, then goes to the landing, stops ]: Iâll never believe that, Gus. If one way or another a man donât receive according to what he deserves inside . . . well, itâs a madhouse.
HESTER [ from above ]: Thereâs a car stopping in front of the house! [ Coming down. ] Did you put your boots away?
DAVID [ slightly annoyed ]: Yeh, I put âem away! [ Goes across to the door .]
HESTER [ hurrying downstairs ]: You didnât! [ Hurrying across the room toward the boots. ] Heâll have the place like a pigsty in a week!
DAVID opens the door and looks out.
GUS [ to HESTER]: Get used to it, the place will never be so neat once you have children around.
DAVID turns to him, quickly, resentment in his face.
HESTER [ stops moving. An eager glow lights up her expression.
The boots are in her hand ]: Donât you think it is a wonderful house for children?
DAVID: Hello! Hello, Mr. Dibble! Didnât expect to see you around here today. Come in, come in.
Enter DAN DIBBLE after wiping his feet carefully on the doormat.
DIBBLE: Had to see J.B. on some business. Thought Iâd stop in, say hello. Afternoon, Mrs. Beeves.
HESTER: Hello, Mr. Dibble. [ She picks up the boots and goes out. ]
DAVID: You know Gus Eberson. Heâs with me over at the shop.
DIBBLE: Sure, how are you, Gus? Say, you look more like a banker than a mechanic.
DAVID: Best mechanic there is.
DIBBLE: What I always sayânever judge a man by his clothes. A man and his clothes are soon parted. [ They laugh. ] Say, J.B. was tellinâ me you used to have a shop of your own here in townâover in Poplar Street was it . . . ?
DAVID: We amalgamated, Gus and I.
GUS: Actually, Mr. Dibble, I ran out of money and customers after the first seven months. I am working now for Mr. Beeves since over two years.
DIBBLE: Well, say, this is the first time I knew a hired man to insist he wasnât the bossâs partner, and the boss to let on he was.
GUS [ chuckles ]: Mr. Beeves suffers sometimes from an overdeveloped sense of responsibility.
DIBBLE: Thatâs why I spotted him as a natural mink man. Given it any more thought, David?
DAVID: A lot, Mr. Dibble, a lotâbut Iâm afraid I havenât got an answer for you yet.
DIBBLE: Got time for a few facts today?
DAVID: Tell you the truth, weâre expecting J.B. and Shory. Goinâ up to
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