bristly forefingerââ I do not say that Lydia would havemended completely. But I firmly believe she might have been alive today.â
âThen why isnât she? âI asked innocently.
âAh,â said the bishop, throwing into the interjection such occult significance that I was startled.
âThatâs the point,â said Phiz.
âYou knew her well?â
âSchool chums,â said Phiz loudly. âRagged old Holly togetherâMiss Hollington, games mistress. Lyddy was a sport.â
I had not previously heard her speak at such length and thought this betokened some deep sentiment or emotion.
âWe were not, however,â the bishop pontificated, âon such intimate terms with the man she married. We have never, to be frank, felt much confidence in Mallister.â
âStinker! âput in Phiz, reverting to her normal curtness.
âMy sister, as you will observe, Mrs Gort, is apt to be a mite ⦠categorical. But there certainly has always seemed to us to be something unhealthy about Mallister.â
I felt it was time to make some contribution to this friendly chatter. âI must say he looks the picture of health to me,â I said.
âPhysically, doubtless. But I am not a blind believer in the tag
mens sana in corpore sano.
I have known too many excessively unhealthy minds in patently healthy bodies for that. I remember, for instance, a man in Durbanââor was it Dondo or Dares-Salaam?ââa powerful fellow in the pink of condition â¦â
âBut with a nasty mind? âI interpolated briskly. âYet I wouldnât say that of Mallister. I have spoken to him several times and he seems to be a very normal creature.â
It occurred to me at that moment that, with these two and others in the house, Mallister would have had a poorchance if he had not been absent at the time of his wifeâs death.
âNormal? Manâs a monster! âshouted Phiz.
âYou see, Mrs Gort, our affection for our old friend Lydia Mallister makes us perhaps too keenly observant. We cannot help seeing that there is an association of sorts between him and the young woman Esmée Welton.â
âYou donât need to be keenly observant to see that,â I told them. âI saw it my first day in the house. But what about it? Theyâre both free agents.â
âYou saw it at once, did you?â said the bishop. âThatâs highly significant.â
âI told you,â said Phiz to her brother. âTheyâre quite shameless.â
âIt is not the present situation which gives us concern,â explained the bishop patiently. âThey are, as you say, free agents. But this had started while our poor Lydia was still alive.â
âDid she mind?â I asked innocently.
âI beg your pardon?â
I repeated my question.
âWhat would
you
feel?â asked Phiz sharply. âHusband running around with another woman.â
âIt would depend on the husband,â I pointed out reasonably.
This seemed to baffle them and I saw them exchange glances. The bishop then began from a new angle.
âWe are not, I hope, intolerant or narrow-minded people. We have seen too much of the world and its ways for that. When I first took up my ministry to the people of the Comorro Islands I found â¦â
âTerrible,â I said quickly. âBut this is England.â
âI was about to demonstrate that we have seen and heard too much to be stuffy. But in this case we felt our broad-mindedness was stretched to the utmost.â
âIt was flagrant,â said Phiz.
Yet, I thought, it had not been without advantage to Miss Grissell. Perhaps this was an unkind and unworthy thought, but the pomposity of the bishop and the growls of his sister were not easy to bear.
âYou dislike Mallister,â I said. âAll right. We are all entitled to our likes and dislikes. But you can
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