threatening.
âWhat do you want?â is the best he can manage.
âYeah,â adds Mr. Shrimp. âWhattayawant?â
âWeâd like to ask you two gentlemen a few questions,â says Ceepak.
âYouâre cops!â The fifteen-watt refrigerator bulb in Nicholsâs brain clicks on. âLast winter. You arrested me.â
âThatâs right. Iâm Officer John Ceepak. This is my partner, Officer Danny Boyle.â
âWhereâs your badges?â inquires Mr. Shrimp. He puts a lot of head bobs and shoulder twitches behind every word.
âWeâre off-duty today.â
âSo whatâre you doinâ here?â
âWeâd like to talk to you about air bags.â
âYou in the market to buy some?â asks Nichols.
You look up dumb in the dictionary, youâll see this manâs mug shot.
âNicky?â snaps Mr. Shrimp.
âWhat?â
âWeâre not here to make a purchase,â says Ceepak. âWeâre looking for an air bag that someone illegally removed from a Ford Focus parked
at the exit fifty-two service plaza on the Garden State Parkway last night.â
âIs that so?â Mr. Shrimp jiggles his shoulders. âWell, we was right here, all night.â
âYeah,â adds Nichols. âExcept when we went out.â
âNicky?â
âWhat?â
Mr. Shrimp doesnât say it; just mouths the words: Shut. Up! He couldâve added, You. Idiot .
âWe know you two gentlemen are actively engaged in the business of selling replacement air bags to unscrupulous auto-body repair shops on the mainland,â says Ceepak.
Now Nichols looks offended. Well, as offended as he can given his limited range of facial expressions.
Suddenly, the rap song ends and a new song starts. Heavy metal. The CD player in the old truck must have a shuffle modeâone of those six-CD changers people bolt inside their trunks.
Like Shareef Smith had bolted inside his Ford until somebody ripped it out!
I recognize the tune: âCum on Feel the Noize.â Quiet Riot. The same heavy metal anthem Dixon and his troops were blasting out the windows of their party house last night.
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âThatâs Echo Companyâs theme song!â I say to Ceepak. âThey were playing it at that party we broke up! The ten-forty-three!â
Ceepak nods.
âIâll bet thatâs Smithâs CD changer!â Iâm pretty jazzed. âThey stole it out of the trunk and it was loaded with Smithâs CDs!â
âNo way. Thatâs my music, man!â says Mr. Shrimp. âI didnât steal that shit from anybody.â
âShitâ seems like an extremely appropriate descriptor for the fuzzbox power chords currently ringing out of the truckâs gigantic speakers.
âYou like Quiet Riot?â I ask.
The Riot singers strain to be heard over the chugging drums. Fortunately, the words are all pretty much the same: Come on feel the noise . Over and over. And then a guitar solo. The kind Wayne and Garth used to diddle in the air.
âYou actually like an eighties hair band?â
Mr. Shrimp puffs out his chest. âYou got some kind of problem, Officer?â
Well, yeah. The song sucks.
âItâs a free country!â says Nichols.
I guess so. Especially if you steal everything. Then, yeah, itâs all pretty much free.
âThis is America,â adds the short guy, whoâs hurling all of his tough-guy machismo in my general direction because itâs obvious that Ceepak, the six-two tower of power standing to my left, could peel and eat Mr. Shrimp for breakfast. âWe can listen to whatever we want!â
âYou stole that CD changer from Corporal Shareef Smith,â I reiterate my point. Loudly. Itâs the only way to be heard over the cascading guitar riff. âThatâs his song. His CD! His CD changer!â
âYou got any