watching from the homestead verandah, amongst all the beds and all the Thomas Mann. Further along the verandah railing stood a hulking, ample-gutted man who wore only a shirt and had no pants. This was my first sight of Stammer Jack. He had nothing to say to Chloe. If by some chance of destiny Iâd been hired to paint the cattle nabob Stammer Jack Emptor and his wife, this is the picture I would have painted. It said, as pictures should, everything about the casual power, the lasting hostilities, the persistence of marriage. Everything too about Burren Waters ennui. It answered, unposed, all questions.
After a time he was gone from the railing: the suspected hypochondriac Stammer Jack Emptor.
Evening light came in like a tide and turned the earth of Burren Watersâ main pasturage lavender. We went off with the stockmen to the red-brick dining room and ate a thumping meal of steak. In the middle of it Chloe Emptor â who had apparently dined at the homestead â appeared in the room. Working her way towards us, she spoke to various stockmen and then straddled a bench to sit opposite us.
âI was thinking, I hope you blokes arenât going to coat all this in bloody sugar. If it wasnât for the quarter horses we wouldnât make a decent living eh. As for the Aboriginal stockmen everyone considers too bloody cute for words, theyâve been useless since they unionized. You canât work with the buggers any more eh. I mean, thereâre still a few good ones ⦠Anyhow, you wonât get any points for sentimentalizing us. Thatâs whatâs been on my mind all afternoon, and I thought Iâd better out with it.
She took a drag from the can of Carlton Draught sheâd picked up in the kitchen and carried in her hand. It was the Territoryâs favourite beer, and half a dozen cans had been issued to all hands along with the steak. She turned her can in her hands.
âAnyway, she told me, no reason for someone like you to be writing about us at all eh. Thereâs got to be a lot thatâs more interesting going on in your life.
I explained that the Brits and plenty of Australians wanted to hear about her kind of existence. At least there was a British book packager who thought so, and had put up money for such a book.
Chloe bent forward.
âYeah, but youâd rather be writing about something else. Youâd never find someone like Michael Bickham wasting his time writing about people like us. And youâre not interested in cleanskin bloody cattle eh. Donât try to tell me that.
âIâm sorry, Mrs Emptor, but I am interested.
âJesus, Iâve got a verandah full of books, and all the ones I like are by blokes who just write about their own world. About what they know.
âOkay, I donât have a private income like Michael Bickham. I canât afford not to do this book. And I am fascinated just the same. I never knew that people lived like this.
âYou didnât eh. Well, itâs quickly discovered. I think youâre wasting your poor bloody talent.
There are always people who say that to a writer, but one doesnât expect to hear the voice of God, the appeal to higher integrity, in Burren Waters.
âYou know your book on Abos? she said. A lot of city liberals liked it eh. But you know bugger-all about Abos. Youâd be better writing about when you were a kid or something, or your first love affair.
A few of the white stockmen were sipping from their cans and listening intently. I found that unnerving.
âIâm not trying to be rude or anything, she pursued. But something must have happened to you that you could write about.
âIâm not the sort of writer who writes about himself, I told her. Iâd rather visit Burren Waters and that Chloe Emptor.
âNo, she said frowning. Take me seriously for Christâs sake.
Though she was the living judgement that ultimately embarrassed most or all
Xara X. Piper;Xanakas Vaughn