fell, his glasses skittering across the floor.
âHey, pick those up, you idiot!â He scrambled back onto his feet again.
âIâm not touching anything thatâs been on your head.â The twin mimicked Dougalâs voice cruelly. âPick them up yourself, Four Eyes, so you can see my boots properly when youâre cleaning them. Iâm serious, Dewsnap, youâd better do itâor else.â
Both twins sniggered again, and Angus felt his temper boiling over. He scooped up the glasses before they got trodden on and handed them back to Dougal.
âOr else what?â he said, pulling himself up to his full height, wishing he was at least six inches taller. âYou heard what Dougal said. Heâs going nowhere near your rotten boots.â
A sudden hush descended. The other lightning cubs backed away, sensing trouble. The twins glared down at Angus with mean piggy eyes.
âStay out of this, Doomsbury, itâs got nothing to do with you.â
âMaybe.â Angus shrugged. âBut I might just have another little chat with Principal Dark-Angel about it anyway. Plus I bet sheâd be really interested to hear what you said about her being old and dribbling. She told me to pop up to her office any time I fancy a cup of tea,â he bluffed, feeling reckless. âAnd Iâm feeling really thirsty right now, as a matter of fact. . . .â
A flicker of doubt crossed the twinâs ugly face. âHave it your own way then, Doomsbury. But Iâd watch my back from now if I were you,â he said, threatening Angus with a hairy-knuckled finger. âNext time itâll be you sprawled across the floor, and your little friend Dewsnap might not be around to rescue you.â
âLike weâre scared!â Dougal glowered as both twins turned and stomped off, looking uglier than ever.
âWho are those two idiots?â Angus asked as soon as they were out of earshot.
âPixie and Percival Vellum.â
There was nothing remotely pixielike about either of them, Angus thought, staring over at the twins. Up until that moment he hadnât even realized that one of them was a girl.
âNot exactly friendly, are they?â
âTheyâve been like that with everyone,â Dougal said, inspecting his glasses carefully and giving them a gentle wipe on his sweater. âJust because their dad works in the Lightnarium, they think they own the place. Pity they havenât got a brain cell between them. A pair of chimps would make better trainee lightning catchers, if you ask me.â
Angus grinned. âAre your glasses okay?â
âTheyâre not even twisted. Thanks,â Dougal added, turning pink with embarrassment.
A moment later, the round door opened behind them, and Catcher Mint began ushering them, one at a time, into the mouth of the weather tunnel.
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Inside, the tunnel was vast, with a hard stone floor and a high arched ceiling that was covered, Angus noticed as he climbed nervously through the entrance, in a network of copper pipes and large wooden paddles. One of the paddles began to spin in a clockwise direction and a light breeze started to ruffle his earmuffs. In the distance, he could also see a long row of freshly laundered sheets, towels, and stripy thermal underwear flapping on a washing line.
âThe first section of the tunnel is devoted to wind,â Catcher Mint explained as soon as heâd sealed the door tightly behind them, âand is normally used for tornado training, hurricane suit testing, and the odd kite-flying competition. Today you will experience strong gale-force winds, measuring up to nine on the Beaufort wind scale, which will test the strength of the stitching on all your clothing. So make sure your coats are buttoned up tightly unless you want to find yourselves airborne.â
The paddles above their heads began to gather momentum immediately, and before theyâd made it