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problem?
Did you get with her after?”
    “No, that’s the thing.
After she got me off, she got her things together, walked to the door and said
she would see me tomorrow,” Roy said, still in disbelief over the whole ordeal.
    “That is wild and cold
as hell.” Steven chuckled. Roy could tell he was having fun at his expense. “So
what about tomorrow, is she coming over to your place again?”
    “Yeah, for dinner
again. I asked her if could she bring me dinner for the rest of the week.”
    “Then I would get to
the bottom of what happened tonight,” Steven told his brother. “But, I do have
one question for you, what the hell did she do that got you off so hard?”
    Roy laughed. “I
honestly don’t even know for sure. She just used her thumb somehow and wow!”
    “Wow?”
    “Wow and whoa!”
    “Damn, that’s insane.
I’m going to have to get Sandy to ask her what she did so she can teach it to
her then.”
    Roy started laughing
even harder as he hung up. He turned off the light, lying on the bed, looking
up at the ceiling. He was still thinking of what had happened earlier. What the
hell would happen tomorrow night?

 
    * * * *

 
    Amie had invited Sandy
down to the farmer’s market to pick up fresh produce for her dinner with Roy.
She could tell by the way Sandy was smiling and trying not to say something
there was something she wanted to say—badly. “What is it, woman? You look like
you’re about to pop if you don’t tell me what’s on your mind?” Amie laughed,
picking up some tomatoes and checking for bruises.
    “I have to know what in
the world you did to get Roy off so hard? Before you ask, Roy called Steven and
told him everything that happened last night. He was completely floored,” Sandy
said.
    Amie couldn’t believe
it had gotten back to Steven.
    “Did he tell him everything?”
Amie asked wide-eyed. Sandy nodded. Amie shook her head again. “Lord, have
mercy, Jesus. Let’s just say I learned it a long time ago on my travels.”
    “Well, you must teach
me how the hell you did it. Steven is even more intrigued than I am…of course.”
Sandy grabbed a zucchini from a large pile. “This one is about the right size.”
She handed it to Amie. “Show me.”
    Amie laughed taking the
vegetable from Sandy’s hand. She held the zucchini as if it was a cock and
showed her the technique. “It’s all in how much pressure you put on your thumb
along his shaft. The more pressure you put on this particular spot…about here,
well, the more mind blowing the results are.”
    One of the older ladies
watching the lesson from the other side of the zucchini bin started to turn a
bright shade of pink. Amie and Sandy erupted in laughter.
    “Oh my God, how
embarrassing was that?” Sandy said wiping her eyes. “What are you going to fix
him for dinner tonight?”
    “Something light
tonight. Fish tacos sound yum and I’ll make some lime sorbet.”
    “Why, hello there,
Sandy,” said a voice from behind. They turned around to find Susan standing
there with a basket hooked on her arm.
    “My goodness, is that
you, Amie? You haven’t changed a bit. How are things in Atlanta?” she asked.
    “Doing really great.
The mayor came and visited the place a couple of weeks ago.”
    “The mayor. That’s
great! Everybody is so proud of you here in town. Did you know Roy came back
home?”
    Pointing to Sandy,
Susan smiled. “Yeah, I figured Sandy would have told you he was home. I went by
his place last night to see how he was doing. We talked for a long time up
until he got too tired and we decided to hit the sack together.”
    Lord, she hadn’t
changed a bit, Amie thought. Still the same shit starter Susan who thought she
could get over on Amie. Times had changed and she couldn’t wait to bring it up
in her smart ass face. Amie glanced at Sandy who was rolling her eyes and
sighing loudly.
    “Really? That’s
interesting, because I went over to his place last night, too, with an entire
dinner and