that?â
âOkay!â
âOkay?â
âOkay.â
âOkay. So where are we going?â
âI have to drop my photos off somewhere. About an hour away. Hour and a bit. Out in Grayton, where me and Dad just moved from. Know it?â
âOf course,â he said, kicking off his bedsheets. âItâs nice out there.â
âI thought you slept naked,â she said, nodding at his pajama pants.
âWhat?â
âNever mind. Twenty minutes. Iâll be out front with the car running. And Iâm driving. I donât like being driven. Iâm a...very paranoid driver. And I donât know you well enough to be all backseat driver on you, yet.â
Yet sheâd said. And they both paused at the utterance of it. Yet. The implication.
âAnd, Cohen?â
âYeah?â
âNice pajamas. Very manly.â
She winked and walked away. Who winks?
He looked down at his pajama pants like maybe real men donât wear pajama pants.
ALLIE REALLY WAS a paranoid driver. Did you see that! That son of a bitch just cut me off! Sheâd slap the wheel and swear even though a school bus could have fit in between her car and the man whoâd passed her with ample berth. Her driving anxiety was something a long-term partner, a husband, might grow sick of, but he loved it. Found it endearing: her so harmless, but uttering such well-articulated threats.
âSomeone needs to tie his hands to his feet and roll him down a mountain!â
âWhat?âHe laughed. âThey need to do what to him?â
âYou heard me. A mountain!â
She drove as if driving a fighter jet, and all the other cars were missiles. Even in the city, she imagined a moose might just jump out of anywhere. And kids, sheâd told him,were death-wish fearless. She reduced her speed by 50% if she even thought she saw one.
âThe problem is, kids think theyâre invincible. But a quick game of Car Versus Kneecap would prove otherwise, am I right?â
He laughed. âYeah, youâre right all right.âHe paused. âHave you...been in a bad accident or something?â
âNo, why?âShe had the wheel gripped so hard her knuckles were popping through her skin.
âJust wondering.â
âSo what, Iâm a melodramatic driver. We all have our flaws. There are worse things, Cohen, like halitosis and...I dunno. Gambling addictions!â
âOkkkaaayâ¦âHe put up his hands like, Donât shoot!
âAnd I hate this stretch of the drive. Itâs the worst. I mean, why have an undivided highway? Thatâs just asking for trouble. Some dipshit in the other lane nods off or speeds and hydroplanes, and ka-bam, itâs all over for me !â She shook her head at the injustice of it. âYouâve got to wonder about a world that builds undivided highways.â
âAbsolutely. You do. I mean, what kind of world!â
âAre you mocking me! Iâm serious, think about it. Chunks of metal, flying past each other, going more than a hundred clicks an hour!â
He was still smirking. âWhat?â she said. âWhat?â
âYou shouldâve seen your eyes when that squirrel ran across the road. It was like your brain slingshot your eyes from your skull.â
She slapped his knee, Shut up! , and he was shocked sheâd taken a hand out of the 10 and 2 position.
Theyâd made it to Grayton, and the town was in a state of evolution, and Allie hated it. Densely packed subdivisions were being built; the kind where you could see into a neighbourâs window through your own, and they made the more traditional saltbox houses look cheap, not practical or quaint. The old, abandoned, unbountiful farmland now housed a Walmart, and an old merchantâs house was, as of that summer, a two-theatre cinema. âOne that doesnât even play good movies,â sheâd added as they drove past it.
Her eyes followed
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