surprise me, seeing that proud, ascetic face dissolve into helpless laughter. His amusement was always at least partially at himself, and this time was no exception. I was totally disarmed.
He wiped his eyes with the handkerchief I had seen poking from his coat pocket; a slight smear of blue paint was transferred to the bridge of his angular nose. He looked at me then, seeing me for the first time. After a minute he gestured at the flowers.
âYou know something about bees, then?â
âVery little,â I admitted.
âBut they interest you?â he suggested.
âNo.â
This time both eyebrows raised.
âAnd, pray tell, why such a firm opinion?â
âFrom what I know of them they are mindless creatures, little more than a tool for putting fruit on trees. The females do all the work; the males do . . . well, they do little. And the queen, the only one who might amount to something, is condemned for the sake of the hive to spend her days as an egg machine. And,â I said, warming to the topic, âwhat happens when her equal comes along, another queen with which she might have something in common? They are both forcedâfor the good of the hiveâto fight to the death. Bees are great workers, it is true, but does not the production of each beeâs total lifetime amount to a single dessertspoonful of honey? Each hive puts up with having hundreds of thousands of bee-hours stolen regularly, to be spread on toast and formed into candles, instead of declaring war or going on strike as any sensible, self-respecting race would do. A bit too close to the human race for my taste.â
Mr. Holmes had sat down upon his heels during my tirade, watching a blue spot. When I had finished, he said nothing, but put out one long, thin finger and gently touched the fuzzy body, disturbing it not at all. There was silence for several minutes until the laden bee flew offânortheast, towards the copse two miles away, I was certain. He watched it disappear and murmured almost to himself, âYes, they are very like Homo sapiens . Perhaps that is why they so interest me.â
âI donât know how sapient you find most Homines , but I for one find the classification an optimistic misnomer.â I was on familiar ground now, that of the mind and opinions, a beloved ground I had not trod for many months. That some of the opinions were those of an obnoxious teenager made them none the less comfortable or easy to defend. To my pleasure he responded.
â Homo in general, or simply vir ?â he asked, with a solemnity that made me suspect that he was laughing at me. Well, at least I had taught him to be subtle with it.
âOh, no. I am a feminist, but no man hater. A misanthrope in general, I suppose like yourself, sir. However, unlike you I find women to be the marginally more rational half of the race.â
He laughed again, a gentler version of the earlier outburst, and I realised that I had been trying to provoke it this time.
âYoung lady,â he stressed the second word with gentle irony, âyou have caused me amusement twice in one day, which is more than anyone else has done in some time. I have little humour to offer in return, but if you would care to accompany me home, I could at least give you a cup of tea.â
âI should be very pleased to do so, Mr. Holmes.â
âAh, you have the advantage over me. You obviously know my name, yet there is no one present of whom I might beg an introduction to yourself.â The formality of his speech was faintly ludicrous considering that we were two shabby figures facing each other on an otherwise deserted hillside.
âMy name is Mary Russell.â I held out my hand, which he took in his thin, dry one. We shook as if cementing a peace pact, which I suppose we were.
âMary,â he said, tasting it. He pronounced it in the Irish manner, his mouth caressing the long first syllable. âA suitably