her motherâs arm. They had exactly the same nose and mouth, Heather noticed. Tiny and prim. Lucy was actually prettierâthough if Margaret would do something with her hair it would help a lot. âMaybe you should go rinse your mouth out with water,â Margaret said. âAt least youâll get the taste out.â
Lucy stood up. Mark said, âLucy, forget it, for Christâs sake. Thereâs no need to make a scene.â
Heather agreed: it occurred to her that Lucy had caused nearly as much trouble at these dinners as her own mother had. The year she had the miscarriage and went into hysterics. The time she made a long, sermony public declaration of her vegetarianism that had given Heather and Peter a fit of the giggles. The time she insisted on organizing a sledding party no one wanted because she thought they all sat around too much. The way she always intervened when the kids fought, taking Margaretâs side, making everything worse. Not to mention plenty of nasty exchanges with Mark. Why they stayed married to each other was anybodyâs guess.
âIâm not making a scene, Mark,â Lucy said. âThis is none of your business, anyway.â
âIt is if you keep yakking about it.â
She left the room and they heard water running in the kitchen.
âI quite agree,â Sandra said. She smiled at Mark. She thinks heâs attractive, Heather thought. Good God. âA lot of fuss over nothing, if youâll pardon my opinion,â Sandra went on. âNot that I donât think she has a point, in a way.â
âI have to respect a strong belief,â Aunt Nell said. âI can see where sheâd be upset.â
âRight on,â Teddy said. âI donât blame her a bit.â
âReally?â Mark reached for the champagne bottle and poured some into Sandraâs glass, then his own. âAnd what strong beliefs do you have, Ted?â
âI didnât say I had any. I just respect them.â
âI thought you might have one or two.â
âNope. Want to pass that bottle over here, sonny? Anybody want more besides me?â
âThere you go, Ted,â Mark said, tapping the bottle with his finger before he handed it over.
âThere I go what?â
âThereâs your strong belief. You believe in booze.â
Nell said, âMark.â
Teddy looked at the champagne bottle, surprised. âDo I? No, I donât think so. Booze isnât a belief. Itâs more like a way of life. A whatchamacallitâcoping strategy. Helps me cope with my in-laws, for instance.â He poured more champagne into Sandraâs glass and it fizzed and slopped over. âI donât mean you, of course, fair one.â
âI wish you two would just cut it out,â Aunt Nell said.
âPepsi,â Mr. Fahey said. âPeople should drink more Pepsi.â
This time no one laughed. Thea said, âThereâs still a lot of turnips here. Canât I give anyone a second helping?â
Heather looked around the table, trying to sum each of them up in an adjective. Margaret: arrogant. Mr. Fahey: pathetic. Dad: drunk. Sandra: bloody. Mark: fascist.
Lucy returned, still looking flustered. Margaret asked, âBetter, Mom?â
Lucy shrugged. She sat down and said brightly, âMore peas, anyone? Lentil loaf? More potatoes?â
Heather asked, âWhatâs the big deal, anyway, Aunt Lucy? I mean the whole meat thing. Turkeys, especially. These big ugly birds that donât seem to have much of a brain.â
âDo you know how they raise those poor birds, Heather? In cages the size of a bread box.â She held up her hands a foot apart. âThey feed them hormones so theyâll produce more white meat. They cut their beaks off so they canât peck each other.â
âMakes sense,â Mark said.
âI always buy free-range birds,â Nell said. She patted her mouth with her