lady?â
âExpedition.â
âHave ID?â
âYes, two pieces, but only one with my picture on it. My passport. The other stuff was in my purse. My other purse. I thought that was what you might have.â
âNo, sorry. Maybe you stashed it under the seat, or something? We only look in the glove compartments, and of course we canât even do that if the car is locked. Yours wasnât, and your phone number was on the insurance card. But probably you know that. Maybe youâll find your purse at home.â Nealâs voice suggested that this wasnât likely. âOne photo ID will be okay if it looks like you, I guess.â
Neal led Tess to a door at the back of the coat area, then down a narrow curving corridor that skirted the main room. There were more band photos on the walls. At one point they passed through a fume of chlorine that stung Tessâs eyes and tender throat.
âIf you think the johns smell now, you should be here when the joint is going full tilt,â Neal said, then added, âOh, I forgotâyou were.â
Tess made no comment.
At the end of the hallway was a door marked OFFICE STAFF ONLY. The room beyond was large, pleasant, and filled with morning sunshine.A framed picture of Barack Obama hung on the wall, above a bumper sticker bearing the YES WE CAN slogan. Tess couldnât see her cabâthe building was in the wayâbut she could see its shadow.
Thatâs good. Stay right there and get your ten bucks. And if I donât come out, donât come in. Just call the police.
Neal went to the desk in the corner and sat down. âLetâs see your ID.â
Tess opened her purse, fumbled past the .38, and brought out her passport and her Authors Guild card. Neal gave the passport photo only a cursory glance, but when she saw the Guild card, her eyes widened. âYouâre the Willow Grove lady!â
Tess smiled gamely. It hurt her lips. âGuilty as charged.â Her voice sounded foggy, as though she were getting over a bad cold.
âMy gran loves those books!â
âMany grans do,â Tess said. âWhen the affection finally filters down to the next generationâthe one not currently living on fixed incomesâIâm going to buy myself a château in France.â
Sometimes this earned her a smile. Not from Ms. Neal, however. âI hope that didnât happen here.â She wasnât more specific and didnât have to be. Tess knew what she was talking about, and Betsy Neal knew she knew.
Tess thought of revisiting the story sheâd already told Patsyâthe beeping smoke detector alarm, the cat under her feet, the collision with the newel postâand didnât bother. This woman had a lookof daytime efficiency about her and probably visited The Stagger Inn as infrequently as possible during its hours of operation, but she was clearly under no illusions about what sometimes happened here when the hour grew late and the guests grew drunk. She was, after all, the one who came in early on Saturday mornings to make the courtesy calls. She had probably heard her share of morning-after stories featuring midnight stumbles, slips in the shower, etc., etc.
âNot here,â Tess said. âDonât worry.â
âNot even in the parking lot? If you ran into trouble there, Iâll have to have Mr. Rumble talk with the security staff. Mr. Rumbleâs the boss, and securityâs supposed to check the video monitors regularly on busy nights.â
âIt happened after I left.â
I really do have to make the report anonymously now, if I mean to report it at all. Because Iâm lying, and sheâll remember.
If she meant to report it at all? Of course she did. Right?
âIâm very sorry.â Neal paused, seeming to debate with herself. Then she said, âI donât mean to offend you, but you probably donât have any business in a place like this to