anything.
âAll right,â Mom said. I heard the jangle of keys. âIâm leaving. I hope you decide to come with me, because otherwise, youâre on your own.â
âFine,â I said.
âAnd Iâll be taking the cost of the nonrefundable camp tuition out of your bank account,â she added. âThe camp that you begged me to sign you up for, I might add!â
I heard her open the back door. I heard her shut the back door. Then I heard nothing.
âOh, mustard,â I cursed, scrambling for my boots. âWait! Iâm coming, sheesh!â
I sat in the backseat of the car even though I was allowed to sit up front when Sandra wasnât along.
But today I didnât want to. Today I fastened my seat belt, tucked my legs beneath me, and curled up next to the door. I wished I were anywhere but here, being forced to go to Wilderness Survival Camp ALL BY MYSELF for an entire week. It wasnât sleepover camp, so Iâd get to go home at the end of each day. But, still. Mom didnât understand that the only reason Iâd begged to be signed up was because Amanda and I would be going to camp together . Surviving in the woods? Eating hot dogs and possibly even worms, if we ran out of food and it was either eat worms or starve? What could be more awesome?
Then Amanda backed out, and her mom, unlike mine, said, âSure, honey, go right ahead.â And why? So she could go to cheerleading camp instead! Grrrr .
âWinnie, youâre going to be fine,â Mom said when we pulled up to the camp drop-off. Weâd ridden in silence, me with my arms crossed over my chest the whole time and my head turned determinedly away. âYouâre going to be more than fine. Youâre going to have fun , honey.â
âNo,â I said. âNot without Amanda.â
Mom laughed, which made me even madder. She was laughing at my pain!
âYou donât even care, do you?â I said.
âWinnie,â Mom said, unbuckling and twisting in her seat. She put her hand on my leg. I jerked away. She stretched farther and put her hand on my leg again, and, so, fine. I left it there.
âI do care, and Iâm sorry I laughed. I wasnât laughing at you, though.â
âOh, were you laughing with me?â I said sarcastically. âI wasnât laughing, in case you didnât notice.â
She squeezed my knee. âLet me try again. Maybe I was laughing at you, but I didnât mean to hurt your feelings, and if I did, I apologize. I was laughing because Winnie, you make friends more easily than anyone Iâve ever met.â
I sideways-looked at her. âI do?â
âYou donât need Amanda to have a good time,â she said. âAmanda is wonderful. I love Amanda.â
âSo do I,â I said.
âBut her dropping out of camp shouldnât ruin it for you. And I know it wonâtâthatâs why I laughed.â
I glowered at her, but it was a somewhat less glowery glower than it could have been. It was a glower that meant Hmmph. I might forgive you, but only because Iâm so nice.
âWhat if no one talks to me?â I said.
âThen you talk to them,â she said. She didnât laugh, choosing this time to tease me by being overly serious. âNow, I know being chatty is hard for youââ
âMo-o-o-m . â
âAnd I know youâre very shyââ
âMo-o-o-m!â
âBut just try, sweetie. And if, for whatever reason, you canât get past your paralyzing fear of telling jokes, being silly, and doing monkey impressionsââ
âI donât do monkey impressions,â I said, giggling despite myself. Then I mooed, and I sounded exactly like a cow, because I did do an excellent cow impression. âThatâs the interrupting cow , Mom. Sheesh.â
âRight. Of course. But my point is the same: If you find yourself without any cows to