Free Regina's Song by David Eddings

Charlie said admiringly.
    “You wouldn’t want to mess with him,” I cautioned. “He’s got a George Foreman build, and he backs up the Erdlund girls by looking mean and flexing his muscles. When Trish says ‘jump,’ James tells you how high. He handled most of the evictions when the no-booze policy went into effect. You usually only have to throw a guy downstairs once to get your point across.”
    “This sounds like a real fun place to live.”
    “The girls should be back before long. I’m not sure exactly
where
Sylvia is—possibly over in the psych lab trying to drive all the white mice crazy.”
    “Is she another one of the Erdlund girls?”
    “No, they’re Swedes. Sylvia’s Italian—in abnormal psych.”
    “Fun group.”
    “Are you interested?”
    “You sound like a recruiting sergeant.”
    “We’ve just got one empty room left, and I’d like to get somebody in there before classes start. If it stays empty, Trish might send the rest of us out trolling for prospects. I’m a little busy for that, what with putting up all these bookshelves. Trish likes the idea so much that I’ll probably be building bookshelves in bathrooms and closets before the end of the school year. I just hope that wood screws are going to be beefy enough to hold the weight.”
    “Use lock screws,” he suggested. “They expand when you tighten them, so they’re locked in place. If you put your shelves up with
those
babies, they’ll outlast the house itself.”
    “I’ll give it a try.”
    We were coming back around the house when the Erdlund girls pulled up out front. Trish was driving, and her car was stuttering and popping as she drove up.
    “Little problem with the timing,” Charlie noted.
    “Can you fix it?” I asked him.
    “Piece of cake.”
    The girls got out of the car and started hauling out bags of groceries.
    “Hey, babe,” I called to Trish, “this is Mr. Goodwrench, and he’s thinking about signing on.”
    “Why does everybody think he’s a comedian?” she said, rolling her eyes upward.
    “Sorry,” I apologized. “This is Charlie West. Boeing’s paying him to go to graduate school, and he tinkers with cars in his spare time.”
    “Really?”
    Charlie was looking at the tall Erdlund girls with an awed expression. “Swedish girls come by the yard, don’t they?” he muttered to me. “I bet those two could play a wicked game of basketball.”
    We went over to the car, and I introduced the girls to Charlie.
    “How did you get Boeing to pay your way?” Erika asked him.
    “It was their idea, not mine,” Charlie replied. “Boeing’s always interested in guys who might come up with ideas they can steal and patent. I’m involved in a program I’m not supposed to talk about, and if I happen to stumble across some whiz-bang new technology, Boeing’s going to own it, and they won’t even have to pay me any royalties for it.”
    “I thought the cold war was over.”
    “The old one is,” Charlie replied. “The new one’s just getting under way. The aerospace industry absolutely
hates
peacetime, because it cuts down the money-tree. Of course, if Boeing goes belly-up, Seattle turns into a ghost town. So everybody talks about peace, but they’re not particularly serious about it. Peace is bad for the economy. Did you want to talk of graves, of worms, of epitaphs?”
    “I didn’t quite follow that,” Erika admitted.
    “Shakespeare,” I supplied. “
Richard II.
Charlie here seems to be a Renaissance man.”
    “But I don’t do ceilings,” Charlie added.
    I think his reference to the Sistine Chapel missed the girls.
    “Did Mark fill you in on the house rules?” Trish asked him.
    “I can live with them,” Charlie replied with an indifferent sort of shrug. “I take a beer once in a while, but it’s not my life work. Mark tells me you’ve got an empty room. Could I take a look at it?”
    “Of course,” Trish told him. “Let’s get the groceries inside first, though,