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âMor? Open your eyes, luv. itâs your Old pal colin talking.â
I wanted to stay inside the soft fur of the cloak, wrapped in the warmth of Fergusâs voice, but there was something freezing cold on top of my head and I came to with a violent shiver.
âToo cold!â I said. My eyes flew open. Colinâs face was very close to mine, his cornflower-blue eyes gazing at me with concern. I could smell his spicy drugstore aftershave, mixed with the faint aroma of cola and cigarettes. Quite pleasant, actually.
âYou smell good,â I mumbled.
His face turned pink and he jumped back about a foot. âWell, if youâre busy smellinâ people I guess that means youâre alive,â he said, with an embarrassed smile. âCan you sit up, then?â
Of course I could sit up. Why wouldnât I be able toâbut as I moved, my head throbbed and I was hit by a wave of nausea. Colin moved with me, maintaining a constant distance as if we were dancing, and I realized he was holding an ice pack on top of my head.
I looked around, turning my head as little as possible because of the ice pack and also so I wouldnât make myself puke. We were by the side of the road, in the same spot where Iâd wiped out. My bike was lying on the ground, looking a bit bent, and I was sitting in the dirt in a shallow ditch alongside. The skin on my right forearm was scraped and raw, and on my right leg the sweatpants were stuck to my skin. A dark spot of blood below my knee was seeping through the fabric.
Colin was in the dirt next to me. Patty and Lucy Faraday were standing behind him, looking at me with stricken faces, like I was a heap of severed limbs theyâd just discovered in a Dumpster.
âOw,â I said. This was more because of their horrified expressions than because I could feel any real pain.
âYouâre all right, Mor. Bump on the head and a bit oâ road rash, looks like,â Colin said. âThe bikerâs badge of honor. Now youâre official. You can come back and work for us next summer.â He grinned and winked, but the worry didnât leave his face.
I looked past Colin and saw his van parked nearby, skewed across the entire width of the road. It made me wonder what would happen if someone needed to drive by, but two vehicles would qualify as a traffic jam around here.
âCan you tell us your name?â Patty demanded.
âMorganne. I mean, Morgan,â I said.
âWiggle fingers and toes?â
I complied.
âBrilliant,â said Colin. âNow can you do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around?â Colinâs deadpan was so excellent for a minute I thought he was serious.
Patty put her hands on her hips, Wonder-Woman style, and looked up the road. âYou shouldnât even be on this road. Itâs not part of our route.â She frowned. âIf Mrs. Faraday here hadnât seen you turn down it, weâd have had the devilâs time finding you.â
Itâs always the way, when you get hurt: First people are happy youâre alive, then they want to kill you.
âGuess I made a wrong turn,â I said, trying to sound witless. People canât get mad at you if you convince them youâre too dumb to get stuff right. I was still clinging to that theory, anyway.
âIâm sure âtwas my fault, Patty,â Colin said, clambering to his feet. âI shouldâve done a more thorough job explaining the dayâs map. If I take her to hospital now we might make it back to the inn for supper.â When he got up he left the ice pack perched on my head and I had to grab it before it slid down my back.
âIâm fine!â I protested, trying not to wobble as I stood. I loathed hospitals worse than Sophie Billingsley loathed pink. Colin reached back in time to catch me before I toppled over. âIâm not going to the hospital.â
âYe surely are,
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