stop laughing. poor fergus was confused by my reaction. âWhy do you laugh when I speak of the faeries?â he asked.
âItâs just, âfaery folkââit means something different where I come from, thatâs all.â I had to wipe tears out of my eyes. I hate that I cry when I laugh, but I do. That was one of the reasons I stopped joking around with Raph. I got tired of him telling me my mascara was wrecked and I should go fix it.
âOh, tell us!â demanded Erin. âHow are your faery folk different from ours? Are they good or evil? Can you see them and speak to them? Do they steal away children and leave changelings in their cribs instead? Do they come out in the daytime or only at night?â
The kid wanted an answer, so I calmed myself and obliged. âWhere I come from, the faery folk are this group of guys that come to your house and redecorate when youâre not home,â I explained. âThey cut your hair and throw away all your clothes. Then they buy you new ones.â
âThe rogues!â said Erin, wide-eyed. âSo theyâre evil faeries!â
âNo, they mean well,â I said, trying to keep a straight face. âThey think theyâre being helpful. Sometimes they totally trash your stuff and make fun of your favorite shirt, but then sometimes they give you a plasma TV, and that chills most people out. Itâs all in fun.â
âItâs the same as here, then.â Erin sighed. âMischief is bread and mead to the faery folk.â
What kind of kid uses a word like âmeadâ? I cracked up again.
Fergus saw me laughing and crying. âSheâs a queer one for sure, that Morganne,â he said, elbowing Erin in the ribs.
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even in dreams little sisters eventually get put to bed, and after Erin was asleep Fergus asked me to walk through the village with him. The yummy drink heâd given me had definitely taken the edge off my worry about when and how this dream might end, so I decided to consider it a dream date and try to enjoy myself.
We stayed inside the âdun,â which seemed to mean the large circular embankment that surrounded all the houses. There were goats and chickens running about, small fires burning in front of houses, women churning butter, men cleaning the horsesâ harnesses and people doing their end-of-day chores pretty much as they still do today, except without any labor-saving appliances or cable TV to channel surf when the work is done.
Everywhere we walked, people nodded respectfully to Fergus, and pointed and whispered when they saw me. A couple of women started to shriek and ran into their houses. Not what youâd call a big self-esteem builder. I finally asked Fergus what was going on.
He scuffed his leather-clad feet. âItâs been foretold by our Druid priests that King Conor will never be cured of his curse until he is wed to a maiden of fire and gold.â Fergus smiled at me, a little shy. âPerhaps they think you are the one?â
âWhy me? I donât get it.â
âYour hair, Morganne,â said Fergus, gently lifting a wavy lock of my new Rapunzel tresses till it shone in the flickering light of a nearby fire. âYellow and red, and it glitters like polished metalâsurely it is the color of fire and gold.â
âDude, Iâm sixteen,â I cried. âIâm not getting married!â
He dropped my hair and looked at me kindly. âTrue, âtis old to not have a husband already chosen, but you shouldnât despair of it yet, Morganne!â His eyes were a twinkling, cornflower blue. âThereâs many a good man who would take you to his hearth, and gladly.â He glanced away again. These ancient warrior types could be bashful about girls, apparently.
âWell, Iâm not marrying any farting old king, thatâs for sure,â I said, and he laughed.
âAye.â He took my arm as we