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schedule at least a day but also put us over budget.
FRANK
Dammit, Barry! You canât let things like this happen! You are the director. You are the one who is supposed to be calling the shots. You need to take control of your damn actors! And if you canât, then Iâll find someone who can !
BARRY
Are you serious? Have you completely forgotten that I never wanted Melanie Summers in the first place? Youâre the one who insisted we needed her for this film. I told you she was a mess, but you overruled me. You said she was âbox office magic.â Well, let me tell you somethingâthe only magic Iâve seen her perform is making time, money, and my patience disappear!
FRANK
Donât give me that crap! Your job as a director is to prevent the blowups! If the actors donât respect you then theyâll do as they please! Theyâre like little children, for Christâs sake! You have to treat them as such. Give them too much leeway, and theyâll walk all over you. You have to take control, and show them whoâs boss! Do you think Scorsese got where he is by being a pushover? Do you think Coppola would let his actors run roughshod over him?
BARRY
Well, last I checked, both of them have had the good sense not to work with Melanie Summers! I, on the other hand, wasnât given that same luxury! How about this, Frank? Since youâre the one who insisted she be cast as the lead, how about you go and see if you canât calm the little prima donna down?
FRANK
Dammit, Barry! I donât think you understand how much is riding on this movie!
BARRY
On the contrary, I know exactly how much is riding on this movieâwhich is why I told you that casting her was a terrible idea!
FRANK
Listen to me, you ungrateful bastard. I donât care if you are my brother-in-law. I stuck my neck out for you and made sure you were tapped to direct this movie. Do you really think you were the studioâs first choice? They wanted Spielberg. I got you this movie. So, donât you dare lecture me about my casting choices, because if it werenât for me, youâd be directing the Love Bug movies.
BARRY (taking a deep breath)
Frank, I do appreciate what you did for me. But you have to understandâthe girl is a walking time bomb. Sheâs moody, irrational, and unprofessional. You canât pin this on meâthis delay sits squarely at her feet. Iâm not sure if sheâs using again or if this is just how she is, but itâs wreacking havoc with our schedule.
FRANK
Sheâs not using again. I can promise you that.
BARRY
How can you be sure of that?
FRANK
I just am, okay? Listen, Iâll go talk to her and see if I canât calm her down. Where is she?
BARRY
Last I checked she was holed up in her trailer with that poor assistant of hers. Why that woman hasnât quit or killed her is a mystery Iâll never understand.
FRANK
Iâll see what I can do, but goddammit Barry, you have got to get control of this movie! I donât think you comprehend what Iâve got riding on this. If this movie fails, then I fail. And I canât fail! Itâs not an option!
BARRY
You think I donât get that? You arenât the only one whose reputation and career are on the line here. Iâve got just as much to lose as you do.
FRANK (scoffing)
Donât flatter yourself, Barry. If I go down, itâs a big event. If you go down, itâll be like the proverbial tree falling in the forest. You wonât even hear about it.
Frank turns and walks away. Barry stares after him and mutters something inaudible under his breath.
thirteen
Nigel and I soon made our excuses and left Christinaâs table. The rest of the night was like nothing Iâd ever experienced. We were with people I was used to seeing on film, not two feet in front of me. That combined with a seemingly never-ending supply of champagne gave the evening a surreal quality. We