and paid Mrs. Dwight and sent her home and locked up. Myrtle kept feeling like her life had happened to somebody else. Motherâs house looked so small, up at the end of that long stone walk lined with boxwoods, looking down on the whole town. Myrtle used to think it was the biggest, most imposing house in the world. And now she and Don have their own white colonial in Argonne Hills, with thirty-eight hundred square feet, about double Motherâs.
Sean was not at home. Don called Louise, who hadnât seen him. Then Don poured them each a glass of white wine. They like Principato. Myrtle tried to reach Theresa at the lake. Then she gave up on that and called Karen, whose computer boyfriend answered, and left a message. Karen says heâs a genius. Then Myrtle called Lacy, who said sheâd come right away, and Sybill, who wasnât home. She called Nettie and Arthur. â
Oh Jesus,
â Arthur said. Myrtle could tell heâd been drinking. Sean came in and refused to tell Don where he had been. Don treats adolescents all day long and establishes the best rapport. Sean just breaks their hearts. Myrtle was sipping her wine and dialing again when the doorbell rang.
Don went to the door and there was Sybill, all dressed up as usualâbut tonight, she had a wild hard grim look about her.
Sybill looked exactly the way Myrtle felt.
âHow did you know?â Myrtle asked.
â
Know what?
â asked Sybill.
I hate all this active-listening shit. Ever since they learned it last year in that class, you canât have a decent conversation with them. If you ever could. But now I mean you come home from school really pissed about something, I mean really pissed, and they say something like, âGee, son, youâre very angry!â and then if you say âWell, yes, I am pretty goddamn angryâ they say âYes! Yes, you
are!
I can tell youâre angry!â and
thatâs it
. Then they smile a big faggy smile and go off whistling or something, and you feel like shit. You feel worse than you did before. There must be some other part to it, some part they didnât learn or the class didnât get to, like in History the way they never finish the book.
The thing that really drives me crazy is how everything around here is so perfect and how theyâre so nice. Theyâre just so goddamn understanding all the time. I mean if you leave a glass someplace, anyplace in the house, it gets automatically picked up like suction, and theyâre always going around asking you what your
feelings
are. Theresa and Karen were lucky. They got out of here before everybody got so rich and understanding.
Take my room. They say itâs
your room
, right? They say you can do whatever you want in here, you can play your music as loud as you want, whatever. Itâs your room. We wonât go in. But then she always does. She goes in and sheâs all disappointed and she says Oh, honey, youâll make yourself sick itâs so dirty, youâve got to clean it up right away. So you say okay, and you
will
, but if you donât do it
right that minute
, like if youâve got something else you have to do right then, when you come back sheâs gone in there and done it, sheâs been all in your private things, so you get pissed, and then sheâs all apologetic, and then she gets pissed too. You canât get any privacy around here. Iâd say this is one of the biggest houses in town and you still canât get any fucking privacy. In your room or in your head. They want to know what youâre thinking all the time. What youâre
feeling
. Iâll tell you, itâs not like Iâm feeling anything particular, if everybody would quit asking me about it. Itâs not like I go anyplace either.
Like that night, all I did was ride over where theyâre building that new office park, theyâve got an unloading ramp there thatâs real good, itâs almost