but didnât say thatâup to the counter looking aroundââYou know, I went to Julieâs grave a few days ago, try to do it every other week but then sometimes find myself going two or three straight days, lay some flowers, just stand there, listening to the wind whistling and things, everything looks great, same with your grandparentsâ: shipshape,â âThatâs good; Iâm so sorry I didnât visit it while I was there, I used to with Mom pretty much before we moved away, it was all very sad, especially because it was so soon after she diedââsomethingâs wrong, he almost knows whatâs coming, he was robbed a few years ago on the street going home from work: âGive me your money,â âYou got it, baby,â for there were two of them with sawed-off shotguns it seemed, little bit of overkill he later liked to joke, âWhat would you have done if there was just one?â he was asked, âJust what I did: handed it over with a smile, what do you think?ââthe guyâs eyes: shifty, suspicious, jittery movements, sweaty-facedânever any mention anymore about his trip to Portland some summer so he supposes itâs offâhe says âYes sir,â no other customers, from where heâs standing nobody looking in at the place from the street, boss and his wife out buying meat and deli for the week, Jesus he sometimes wishes he had a handgun under the counter for when his lifeâs at stake, at least some maceââAnything I can do for you?âyou come in for chow or what?â and the man pulls out a gun he doesnât know where from itâs out so fast, maybe from inside his coat sleeveâthatâs what he should have told the detectives for a laugh: âCheck all the theatrical agents in town, the thief was a magician, the gun was followed by rabbits and dovesââand says âThis is a holdup, keep your fat mouth shut, no stupid moves, hands where I can see them and quick letâs have everything you got in your register and pockets and if you got a safe in back then open that or youâre going to be one big dead prick,â and he says âA holdup? a holdup? in this joint? get out of here,â and looks around for something to scare the guy with, somethingâs pumping in him where he swears he can tear off the whole twelve-stool counter with his hands and throw it at the kid, iron skilletâs way over there, hammer he uses to nail things up sometimes is at the end of the counter in a shoebox, knives are around but theyâre short and he doesnât know how to throw them and the big carving ones are in the sink, grabs a long spatula by the grill heâs beside and waves it and says âI told you to beat it or Iâll brain your fucking brains in, you fucking imbecile, for who the fuck you think youâre dealing with?â and when the man doesnât move he swings it at him and the gun goes off, thatâs all he remembers that happens: he hears, gun, sees, fire out of it, and maybe he doesnât even remember that but just imagined it, and is treated on the floor by the emergency med people and taken to the hospital, no memory of anything in the restaurant or ambulance after heâs shot, just went black, no pain, none after that except for a few days later when a nurse is told by mistake by the floor resident who meant another patient that heâs to be taken off painkillers and boy for a while did he scream before they put him back on, someone came in he was told, guy with a stack of flyers for a new neighborhood runnerâs shop, which he probably would have tossed out right after the guy left, no place for themâcounter ends and top of cigarette machine crowded as they areâand nobody takes those things except to stick their chewed gum in and anyway who wants them flying to the floor every time the door opens with a little wind behind it or just