5, which Boone doesnât get, but the rest are the usual Celtic knots, barbed wire, and the like.
âSâup?â Boone asks.
âSâup?â the surfer asks. âYou new here, bro? I donât think Iâve seen you before.â
Boone smiles. âHavenât been here for a while. I usually surf the pier at PB.â
âHow come youâre not there now?â
âThought Iâd change it up a little.â
âThink again, bro.â
âWhat?â
âThink again , bro,â the kid says louder, getting a little aggro. âThis isnât your break.â
Boone is careful to smile again. âIsnât anyoneâs break today, bro. Thereâs nothing breaking.â
Heâs truly amazed that the kid wants to start up over literally nothing. He canât get crowded out of a wave that doesnât exist.
The kid says, âGo home, dude.â
Boone shakes his head and goes to paddle around him. The kid paddles into his way. Boone tries the other direction and the kid blocks him again.
âThatâs bad form, kid,â Boone says. The âkidâ sounds strange coming out of his mouth. It doesnât seem like so long ago when he was the kid and the veteranos were gruffly teaching him good form. Jesus, Boone thinks, Iâll be on the Gentlemenâs Hour soon. Gumming my fish taco and telling tales about the good ole days.
The kid asks, âWhat are you going to do about it?â
Boone feels a flare of temper but squelches it. I am not going to get into a fight in the water, he tells himself. Itâs just too stupid. Push comes to shove . . . well, I wonât let it come to shove, Iâll back off first. But otherwise, kid, Iâd knock you off that board and dunk you until some manners soak in and . . . Ego, Boone tells himself. Ego, testosterone, and something elseâjealousy of the kidâs youth?
âJust get out of my line,â Boone says. It sounds weak.
He sees another surfer paddling full steam toward them. The guy is bigger, bulkier, older, his shoulder muscles huge as he paddles with easy strength.
Iâm about to get my ass kicked, Boone thinks. Gang-jumped in the water.
Epic.
âShow some respect!â the new guy hollers as he comes up. âDonât you know who this is?!â
He glides and sits up on his board. Heâs hugeâbig, broad chest, heavy muscles, square forehead, thick brown hair greased straight back. Probably midthirties. Boone knows him from somewhere but canât quite place it.
âThis is Boone Daniels,â he says to the younger surfer. âBoone freaking Daniels. Mister Daniels to you, pup, and youâll show him some respect.â
âSorry,â the kid mutters. âI didnât know.â
Because BD is a BFD, a Big Fucking Deal, and he has an all-rides pass to any break on the Great California Water Park from Brook Street in Laguna to Tijuana Straits. Messing with Boone means not only jerking with him, which is sketchy enough, but also taking on Dave the Love God, High Tide, and Johnny Banzai.
Like that time at PB pier a couple of years back, when some dismo fishing dudes thought Johnny B had tangled up their lines and went downto front him about it. Yeah, four of these brave fuckers on Johnnyâfor about five secondsâthen Boone, Dave, and High Tide paddled in and it turned out that the fishermen didnât want to throw so bad after all.
You call the wolf, you get the pack.
âYouâre welcome here,â the older guy says. âAlways welcome.â
âI appreciate it.â
âMike Boyd,â he says, stretching out his hand. âIâm a karate buddy of Daveâs.â
âRight, right,â Boone says, remembering. Dave took him to a few dojos and they messed around with it a little, and Boone went to one of Daveâs tournaments a couple of years back and Mike was