stinks.â
âWhat stinks? This? Itâs a dead end, surely?â
I stared out at the boggy farm and through the rearview mirror I watched her go back inside the house.
âLetâs get out of here. Letâs see if we canât dig a little deeper into the late Mr McAlpineâs murder.â
âWhat the hell for?â
âJust get us going, will ya?â
âOkay.â
We got about a hundred yards down the lane but a farmer was blocking the road with his tractor. It had stalled on the edgeof the sheugh. He climbed down out of the cab to apologise. He had brown eyes under his flat cap. He was about forty-five. He had a pipe. So far so ordinary, but there was something about him I didnât like. An unblinking quality to those brown eyes that most people didnât have towards cops.
âSorry lads, wonât be a moment,â he said. âI was turning this baste of a thing and I misjudged the size of the road.â
A road heâs driven down and turned his tractor around on a thousand times
, I was thinking to myself.
âOh, thatâs okay, weâre in no hurry,â Matty said.
I added nothing.
âJust got to get the front wheel out of the ditch,â the man said, climbing back into the cab and turning the thing on.
The wheel came out easily and the man pulled the tractor over to let us pass.
Matty started the Rover and waved.
âWhat do you think that was all about?â I asked as I looked at the tractor in the side mirror.
âWhat?â
âThe man with the tractor.â
âWhat about it?â
âHim fucking with us like that.â
Matty stared at me and when I didnât elaborate he looked back down the road.
âSo where to, boss?â he asked.
âLarne RUC,â I insisted.
6: SOMEONE ELSEâS PROBLEM
We took the shore road past Magheramorne quarry, where the slag heaps ran next to the road and where the fields were a strange John Deere green.
Radio One decided to torture us by heavily rotating âMaking Your Mind Upâ to commemorate Bucks Fizzâs triumph in the previous yearâs Eurovision Song Contest. Even Matty couldnât take it and after hunting in vain for another station we rummaged in the Land Roverâs cassette stash and found Joan Armatradingâs
Walk Under Ladders
.
âYou didnât really think sheâd be growing rosary pea in that greenhouse, did you?â Matty asked.
âYou never know, mate, you have to follow up everything.â
âI could have told you it was a waste of time ⦠Sort of like this little journey.â
âYouâre quite the lippy wee character arenât you, Matthew?â
âIâm on an emotional rollercoaster, mate, someone fired a machine gun at me this morning, not to mention being harassed by a vicious dog.â
âTell Kenny Dalziel youâre putting in for emotional hardship money. Thatâll make the bastardâs head explode.â
Larne RUC station was a massive concrete bunker near the harbour. It was known to be one of the safest cop postings in all of Northern Ireland because the town was small with a population that was over ninety per cent Protestant. The IRA wouldhave few, if any, safe houses in the community and an IRA cell from Belfast could not easily make an escape to a nearby haven. In general the worst the Larne peelers had to deal with was drunkenness on Friday and Saturday nights and the occasional fracas between rival gangs of football supporters heading over or back from the ferry to Scotland. As a result of all this, Larne was known as a place where they dumped lazy, old and problem officers who could cause real difficulties elsewhere.
The McAlpine murder had been investigated by an Inspector Dougherty, a red-nosed, white-haired old stager with a tremble in his left hand that to the uneducated eye could be Parkinsonâs disease or MS or some other malady but which was actually
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