grotesque tumor bump-bumped against its throat. Early twilight hung suspended over the fields, patches of orange burning between the trees. Sparrows clustered on a snow-topped log lying in the middle of the brook.
Alison settled the shotgun against the calfâs head. It flicked its ear, as though the muzzle were a fly it wished to shoo. I remember wind whistling down my neck and feeling terribly cold.
Alison cocked the hammer and calmly pulled the trigger. The gunshot louder than I expected, a rough bark rolling out across the clean snow-topped expanse. The animal went down silently. It half-stood on its front legs. The left side of its face was just ⦠gone . I wanted to yell âGo down, just go down, â the way a trainer would to an overmatched boxer. It fell over on its side in the shallows. We went back inside for hot toddies.
Half an hour after my doctorâs appointment, I step through the front door of our house. From the upstairs nursery arises the plaintive clamor of pit bull puppies seeking attentionâattention I studiously deny. Pass down a hallway hung with photos of champion pits chained to spikes pounded into browned patches of grass, mouths open and teeth bared, straining against their fetters.
Alison stands over the kitchen sink shaking water from a colander of diced zucchini. The cordless telephone is cinched between her shoulder and ear.
âNo, no,â sheâs saying, her tone that of a mother explaining a crucial fact to a particularly dimwitted child, âthat is not the progression. Bulldog to German shepherd to Doberman pinscher to Rottweiler to pit bull. It goes no further . There is no evolution.â
I place my hands on her hips and bring them around, fingers knitting over her bellybutton.
âNo, I donât ⦠no ⦠thatâs in- sane .â She twists out of my grasp, pressing the mouthpiece directly to her lips, as if this forced intimacy will convey the truth of her argument. âThe presa canario is nothing more than a puffed-up bully. I mean, will a hundred-twenty-pound presa beat a pit? In all probability, yes. But a heavyweight boxer would pummel a flyweightâitâs no contest. Thatâs why thereâs weight classes ⦠no ⦠alright, yes ⦠listen, Iâm not going to argue.â Alison hangs her tongue out. âFine, if thatâs how you see it. All Iâll say is, pound for pound, nothing beats a pit. Pound for pound, yes ⦠okay ⦠fine ⦠we agree to disagree.â
She jams the phone in its charging cradle and blows a raspberry at it.
âWho?â
âNobody. Nothing. How was work?â
âFawkes deep-sixed the Supp-Easy-Quit account.â
âItâs a tough product to market.â
Alison always lets Fawkes off the hook. I took her to the office Christmas party last year and discovered the two of them in the copy room, sloppy drunk and giggling, photocopying asexual body parts: elbows, fingers, wrists, foreheads.
âAnd your day?â
âOh, Dr. Scalise was being Dr. Scalise.â Dr. Phillip Scalise, the cardiovascular surgeon at North York General, is thirty-five with the coarse-skinned face and dimpled chin of a Look Whoâs Talking âera John Travolta. Alison is his âall-time favoriteâ OR nurse. âDuring prep he was telling these awful jokes, just plain awful, and I shouldnât have been laughing but heâs really just so silly sometimes.â
I recognize this should bother me but, doubtlessly due to the Xanax I popped on the homebound subway, I find myself supremely nonplussed. âHeâs a silly one,â I agree. âIâll go feed the dogs.â
The skyâs an odd color: a deep but muted red, the color of diluted grenadine. Someone a few houses over is doing yardwork: the staccato chop-chop-chop of a lawnmower rises above the pines. The training shed is set into the far left corner in the shade of a
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