and then to hit upon just the right label for your particular brand of dumbness.
Aletha Harrington was exactly four and a half years old, and not a sound had ever been heard to come from her lips. She had her motherâs long, curly dark hair, endlessly liquid brown eyes, and an utterly silent bow of a mouth.
Her mother, First Lady Abigail Churchill-Harrington, hovered like an agitated meerkat as Aletha underwent her second assessment that day. Silently, Abigail repeated the same words over and over again: Say something. Anything. Please.
âAletha, babykins, can you purty please pick up the itty red block off the table?â For some reason that no one could fathom, the esteemed Dr. Dillweed spoke only in baby talk. In his dreams he was five feet tall (in daylight not a hair over four foot eight) and he perfectly fit into the toddler-size table in Alethaâs playroom. Aletha sat opposite him on a Tinker Bell chair while Dr. Dillweed had to content himself with Fairy Mary.
âReddy-weddy is such a pretty-witty color. I like reddy-weddy lots.â Dr. Dillweed smiled and simpered.
Aletha stared at him and had nothing to say.
âShe knows red. Iâm sure of it,â Abigail whispered over Dr. Dillweedâs shoulder. âShe understands; I know she understands.â
âDoes Aletha-kins like candy-mandy?â Dr. Dillweed held up a lollipop. âWould she likey this itty-bitty sweetie?â
Aletha looked at the lollipop; it was made of swirls of color and was larger than her head. Dr. Dillweed moved it inches from her face, either to tantalize her taste buds or tease her.
âIf Aletha-weefa wants the yummy candy, she needs to talky-walky to Dr. Dillyweedy.â
âSay you want it, Aletha.â Abigailâs voice came out harsh and commanding. She bent down next to Dr. Dillweed and opened her mouth impossibly wide. Using her fingers, she pointed to the movement of her lips. âJust say âyes.â Y-E-S.â
Aletha folded her hands one on top of the other and closed her lips tightly.
Suddenly President Harrington came striding into the room. Abigail immediately jumped to her feet and went to him.
âWeâre still in the middle of the assessment,â Abigail whispered to her husband so as not to disturb Dr. Dillweed. President Harrington looked at his watch impatiently. He hadnât so much as set eyes on Aletha in weeks, but Abigail had insistedâas in put her foot downâthat he show up to hear what the doctor had to say.
âI donât have time for this. I have important things to do,â he snapped.
âAnd your daughter isnât important?â Abigailâs whisper became harsh and accusing.
âSheâs fine.â He dismissed Aletha with a wave of his hand.
âShe wonât talk. Thatâs not fine.â
âItâs a phase. Itâs not as if sheâs likeââ President Harrington stopped himself. He had few feelings for other people, but he did have feelings for his own self-preservation, and there were certain things he couldnât say to his wife.
Abigail was not fooled. âLike who? Like Conrad? My boy wasâ¦â Tears came to her eyes and stopped her words.
âConrad is gone now, and we shouldnât talk about him. Let the dead rest.â President Harrington looked at his watch again. âIâm leaving. You deal with this.â
When President Harrington looked to his wife again, her eyes were wide and her mouth had fallen open in astonishment. He turned on his heel to see what she was looking at, and there in the middle of the playroom stood Aletha.
Aletha was halfway between the table and where they stood. Both her feet were planted firmly and she was staring straight at her father as her index finger pointed at him. President Harrington stood still in astonishment, and the room was absolutely silent as all eyes rested on Alethaâs serious and focused face.
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