the father of my children!â
Neither man spoke.
âLook, guys, Buford is a snake, I wonât deny that. But heâs slimy, not lethal.â
âUh-huh, Abby,â they said in unison.
I stood. âLook, he didnât kill Tweetie, okay? And Iâm going to prove it.â
âHow?â Rob asked softly.
âIâm going to find out who owns that suit, thatâs how.â
âWeâll do what we can to help,â Bob said.
âJust tell us what to do,â Rob agreed.
âThanks.â I thought for a moment. âI know you guys think Iâm crazy, but just suppose this suit of armor isnât a costume and isnât a copy meant for some rich Americanâs foyer. Suppose itâs the real McCoy? Then the question becomes, who here in Charlotte is rich and savvy enough to own a suit of genuine seventeenth-century Italian armor?â
The men exchanged glances.
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âW ho?â I demanded. âYâall know something, donât you? Is it one of yâallâs clients?â
They sat stone-faced, mum as a pair of jade Buddhas.
âCome on!â I wailed. âOut with it!â
âYouâll never believe it,â Rob finally said.
My heart sank. âOh no! But why? Yâall knew I was over my feelings of hate.â
âAbbyââ
âAnd when did you get the armor? Yâall never said anything about it?â To be perfectly honest, I was feeling more left out than horrified.
âAbby, we didnât do it. We didnât kill Tweetie.â
âYou didnât ?â
The men burst into laughter. Robâs period of hilarity was mercifully short, but Bob switched from laughing to braying like a donkey. He can give C. J. a run for her money any day.
âStop laughing at me! Rob, you just said Iâd never believe it, so what was I to think?â
âNot that we killed Tweetie!â
I waved a hand impatiently. âOkay, Iâm sorry. But then what is it Iâd never believe?â
Bob brayed to a stop. âWho it is who collects genuine antique armor.â
âWho?â We were beginning to sound like a bunch of owls.
âThe Widow Saunders,â Rob said smugly.
I looked at him in astonishment. Mrs. Gavin Lloyd Saunders is one of Charlotteâs most reclusive millionaires. If it wasnât for the plaques around town denoting her many civic contributions, and the occasional photo on the Observer âs society page, I wouldnât have believed she existed. I have never met her, nor do I personally know anyone who has. But then again, there are many layers to Charlotte society, as Iâm sure there are everywhere. The higher one climbs, the more one discovers there are new heights to scale. For a middle-class peon like myself, the pinnacle will remain forever shrouded in the mists of protocol.
âHow do you know this?â I demanded.
The men grinned. âBecause,â Rob said, âweâve been to her house.â
âGet out of town!â
Rob shook his handsome head.
I grabbed a bony chunk of Bobâs shoulder. âHeâs kidding, right?â
âHeâs not kidding. She had us over to the house for an appraisal last week.â
âWhat was it? What did you appraise?â Considering the widowâs reputation, I wouldnât havebeen surprised to learn it was the Holy Grail the Rob-Bobs had been asked to tag.
âSorry, Abby, but weâre not allowed to tell.â
âWhat?â
âShe asked we keep it confidential.â
âBut weâre friends. We break confidences all the time. Just last week you told me that Linda Gettlefinger had her eyes done, and she made you promise not to tell.â
They looked sheepish, but declined to comment.
âPlease!â
Rob spread his long patrician fingers in a gesture of finality. âGive it up, Abby. But we can tell you that the Widow Saunders has the finest private
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