Wimbledonâs center court, not surrounding the sixteenth hole at Augusta, nowhere had Michaelson ever seen a lawn with the utterly level, glasslike smoothness and emerald perfection of the bowling green at Dunsinane Driving and Hunt Club in Chevy Chase. Four men in dazzling white flannels stood or bent or crouched at one end of the square of turf, contemplating with solemn gravity four solid black balls that looked to be about sixteen inches around, and one smaller white ball.
With something less than solemn gravity, Michaelson watched them from the south patio immediately behind the larger wing of the clubhouse. He took a deliberate and substantial sip from a heavy tumbler that had started off with two fingers of undiluted Johnny Walker Black Label scotch.
âI take it that at some point one of them is actually going to do something,â he said to Pilkington, who sat with his own glass of scotch on the other side of a white metal table.
âDonât be so provincial,â Pilkington said. âIf this were baseball, thereâd be just as much standing around and youâd be lecturing me about how itâs all part of the mental game.â
âIf this were baseball, the sphere would be moving a hundred and thirty-five feet per second. Doing something with it would be intrinsically more impressive.â
âItâs a good thing you disregarded my advice about Sharon Bedford,â Pilkington said abruptly.
âI took your advice, actually. I volunteered nothing, and if my profile had been any lower, Iâd have been horizontal. But Gallagher still tracked me down and insisted on conversation. I enlisted only to avoid the draft.â
âHowever your involvement came about, itâs a stroke of very good luck. Iâve spent a good part of the past week in contact with the Charleston Police Department. Itâs gratifying how ready they are to help the State Department. We apparently arenât quite as pushy as the FBI. At any rate, this thing is shaping up as a four-alarm shambles for several people, including some whose good opinion I covet.â
âRather inconvenient for Ms. Bedford, too.â
âSheâs past caring about it,â Pilkington said. âThe people I referred to are not.â
âIâm all ears,â Michaelson said.
âPoison. Bufotenine. Ingested orally.â
âIn English, please. You mean she swallowed a pill or took the poison in food or something?â
âCandy, in all probability. It looks like the last thing she ate was a chocolate mint that the maid left on her pillow after she cleaned the room up, and the betting is that thatâs what carried the poison. She was diabetic and nibbled frequently on sweets, as many diabetics do. She presumably ate the mint in one bite, climbed into the filling tub, and died.â
âIt doesnât sound much like accidental death,â Michaelson said.
âI canât argue with that. Unfortunately, the answer that makes the most sense to me is a bit complicated.â
âSuicide?â
âYes.â
Michaelson gazed at the lawn-bowlers for a long moment over a contemplative sip of scotch as he considered the possibility.
âIt strikes me as a lot of trouble to take just to push off, and a pretty unpleasant way to do it,â he said. âBesides that, I talked to the woman Saturday evening. She simply wasnât in that frame of mind.â
âIf you want to make her death murder, you have two choices,â Pilkington said patiently. âOne is to figure out a motive for the maid who cleaned the room while Ms. Bedford was at breakfast Sunday morning. She left a pillow mint in every room she cleaned, and thereâs no doubt the one Bedford swallowed was like the mints the hotel buys for that purpose. There was no mint when the police searched the room, and there was one and only one empty mint wrapper in the wastebasket.â
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