her neck.â He gave me a knowing look.
Vida joined us for the tail end of the conversation. âMax! Connieâs mother is at least sixty, and she barely looks forty-five. Leave her alone!â
âHoney, if she was left alone, sheâd look sixty.â Max sipped complacently. âWhatâs up with you two?â
Before I could say âNothingâ and glide away, Vida blabbed. âBecks had a date!â
âYes, I heard. The native drums were all over it.â
âHeard what?â Connie appeared out of nowhere, which was her favorite party trick. âWhatâs going on? How is everybody?â She party-hugged each of us in turn. When she got to Vida, she whispered something in her ear.
âNo, Iâm not wearing a sports bra!â Vida extracted herself from Connieâs embrace. âIâm wearing the thing you had sent over from Nordstrom.â
âVida!â Connieâs the only person I know who can yell in a whisper.
âWell, come on! I canât help it if Iâve got the tits of a twelve-year-old.â Vida tugged at the ice blue silk of her neckline.
Max opened his mouth to speak and Vida turned on him. âAnd if you tell me you know a guy who can turn me into a D-cup, I swear Iâll push your face into the crab dip.â
Max turned his expression into a smile. âI think Iâll go explore the buffet.â
âGet me another slab of pâté,â Vida called after him.
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AN HOUR LATER I was shivering on the terrace with Max and Vida. Connieâs parents lived in a Pacific Heights mansion with a stunning view of the bay. Weâd slipped away to watch the lights of the Golden Gate through the fog and try to pinpoint when Connie had lost her last semblance of sanity.
âShe seriously sent you a bra?â I asked.
Vida made a noise that an uncharitable friend might have called a snort. âIt came with attachments.â
Max gave a low whistle. âDare I ask?â
Vida sat on the steps and put her chin in her hand. âI canât wait until this wedding is over and we can have our normal old Connie back.â
âDonât worry,â Max sat next to her. âThe bridal demon is usually exorcized as part of the wedding ceremony.â
âCan we not talk about demons?â I joined them on the cold stone stairs. âI get enough of that at work.â
Two heads swiveled to stare at me.
âWhat?â
âYouâve never called the Vladima thing work before,â Vida said.
Max agreed. âYou always call it the Vladima thing.â
I shrugged. âWell, since the little nuclear meltdown masquerading as an interview at PlanetCom, Iâm starting to think the Vladima thing isnât that bad.â
They digested this. Eventually Vida giggled.
âWhat?â
âIf weâre talking nuclear meltdowns, I think the date with Chad wins out over the interview.â
âCan you believe her?â Max asked Vida. He raised his voice in mockery. ââI thought it was a business meeting!ââ
âI hope you two are having fun,â I said.
âOh, yeah.â Vida finished another glass of champagne, and I started wondering if perhaps we should have heeded Connieâs 3 x 5 card.
âWhat I donât get,â she continued, âis why you didnât at least sleep with the man.â
âWho?â
Vida and Max exchanged looks. ââWho?ââ Max mimicked.
âChad!â Vida practically shouted. âThis allegedly good-looking guy who was allegedly totally hot for you!â
âHang on,â I protested. âArenât you the one who called me date lazy for dating guys just because theyâre hot for me?â
Vida shook her head. âI said you shouldnât get into a whole relationship with them. I didnât say you shouldnât sleep with them.â
Stunned. I was absolutely