and Lionel located him, he was seated on a rock (conveniently low) telling the story of the Gryphon and the Mock Turtle to a group of six children, all so enthralled by the underwater curriculum that they werecurrently practising reeling, writhing, drawling, stretching and (best of all) fainting in coils. Daisy made sure that when she fainted in coils, she made contact with Mr Dodgsonâs boots, which made him extremely uncomfortable.
Ellenâs heart leapt when she saw him more closely; for this (as she had hoped) was her very own dear Mr Dodgson, who had adored her once! But she was afraid to disturb the story, so she waited beside a barnacled breakwater with Lionel, just listening to his words, and catching the sun on her face. Waves lapped and seagulls flew; maids giggled behind bathing machines. Ellen watched the bright faces of Dodgsonâs eight-year-old admirers. They were entranced.
âHow many hours a day did you do lessons?â said Alice.
âTen hours the first day, nine the next, and so on,â said the Mock Turtle.
âWhat a curious plan!â
âThatâs the reason theyâre called lessons,â the Gryphon remarked.
âBecause they lessen from day to day.â
The children groaned, and Lionel laughed before he could stop himself.
âItâs very funny, this,â Ellen said, suddenly performing a little pirouette. âDonât you think he might write it down? It would make a splendid entertainment for Dimbola Lodge. I would play little Alice, of course. In fact, that would be rather fitting, because my first name is Alice, did you know that?â
Lionel clearly wasnât interested.
âIsnât it fun eavesdropping?â she said, âLike something out of Shakespeare. Do you know those children?â
âI know
of
them,â conceded Lionel. âI wouldnât count them as friends.â
Without much grace, he pointed them out. They included Daisy and her cousin Annie (both enraptured); and on the endof the line, sitting up straight, and trying not to look interested in the story except from a scientific point of view, was Jessie Fowler.
âOh, I ought to have told you!â said Lionel, prompted by the sight of Jessie. âTonight the great Lorenzo Fowler gives a demonstration of phrenology in the parish hall. The carter told me. It was arranged terribly quickly. Father says we children canât attend, of course; but Mrs Cameronâs Mary Ann will be going, and Mary Ryan too, and our gardener, and the coachman. Iâve asked them to tell me all about it. I wish I could go. Will you be allowed to go, Mrs Watts?â
âI donât suppose so.â
It was alarming to realize that even though he called her Mrs Watts, he lumped her in with the children.
âIs he famous, this Lorenzo Fowler?â
âJessie says heâs the most famous phrenologist that ever lived. Thatâs Jessie with the orange hair. Sheâs a phrenologist, too. Sheâs very stuck up, and disapproves of everything, including ham-and-egg pies and narrow waists. Sheâs awful. I hate women who talk too much about what they know. What do you think?â
Ellen perused the child.
âWell, she shouldnât wear yellow.â
âBut on the other hand,â added Lionel. âShe seems to like me, so she canât be all bad. She told me this morning that she helps in her fatherâs demonstrations, but I donât believe her. She just wants me to find her fascinating because Iâm so fantastically good-looking.â
Jessie, who had been all this time pretending not to be eight, suddenly gave way to a childish impulse. At the sight of the truly gorgeous Lionel behind Dodgsonâs back, she smiled and waved, flapping her hand furiously, as if it was something stuck to her, and she wanted to shake it off.
âLionel!â she yelled.
At which, of course, Dodgson looked round. And seeing both Lionel and
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