peach-pear-peach-pear, and then pear-peach-pear-peach.
âBut you wrote
Mariana
in 1830, Alfred,â exclaimed Julia. âThatâs thirty-four years ago. Why donât you leave it alone? Thousands of people have learned it as âpeachâ.â
âSheâs right,â mumbled Watts, his contribution so unexpected that the others jumped. Tennyson blinked in confusion and looked behind him. He clearly had no idea where the noise had come from.
âIt is still my poem, Julia. I can do what I like. You might say that I like what I do, and I do what I like.â
âBut you gave
Mariana
to the world ââ
âI did no such thing.â
âYou published it, Alfred.â
âThatâs quite different.â
Tennyson scowled, and changed the subject. He looked away from the table altogether.
âAnd as for Ruskin,â he continued, tiresomely, âthat foolish man, when he read my
Maud,
objected to the lines, âFor her feet have touched the meadows / And left the daisies rosyâ,representing me most unjustly as a subscriber to the pathetic fallacy. Ha! The pathetic fallacy? Me? Such stupidity is enough to make the heavens weep!â
Nothing agitated or excited Tennyson more than adverse criticism.
Enoch Arden
was already in the shops. The title poem ends with the lines, âSo passed the strong heroic soul away / And when they buried him that little port / Had seldom seen a costlier funeral.â No wonder he was getting punchy.
âBut what lack of understanding,â he continued (he was still banging on about Ruskin). âDaisies
do
go rosy when trodden on.
Ask any botanist.
I have every intention of sending Mr Ruskin a real daisy one of these days, without comment, to show him that the under-petals are pink.â
Mrs Cameron, still reeling from the news of the peach, felt she could make no further comment on poetic licence today, but the saintly Emily chipped in â and with surprising vehemence.
âFor the last time, Alfred!â she shouted, âWe all agree with you about the daisy!â âI know, but ââ
âIt was years ago! You know more about daisies than Ruskin does! It is understood! You are right and he is wrong! The man has a brain the size of St Paulâs Cathedral, but he does not understand that daisies can be rosy! Thatâs enough!â
âBut ââ
âAll right!
Send
him a daisy, then! Hereâs one!â Emily leaned over the arm of her chair and ripped a daisy from the grass. âHereâs two!â She did it again. âHereâs a
whole bunch!â
Tennyson narrowed his eyes. The normally placid Emily seemed to have lost her grip.
âI will,â he said, gravely.
âGo on, then.â
âDonât think I wonât, because I will.â âI dare you.â
Ellen shrugged. These grown-up literary discussions were beyond her; perhaps because of her extreme youth. Looking on the bright side, however, she calculated that nobody would miss her if she slipped away, to investigate the curious man.
Instead, she met Lionel Tennyson skulking behind a camellia bush. From the state of his cheeks, smeared with red, he seemed to have scored rather well with the Dimbola jam tarts this afternoon.
âLionel? Itâs Mrs Watts. Do you remember me? We played at Indians.â
âShh,â said Lionel. âKeep down, wonât you?â
Assuming this was a new game, Ellen joined him in hiding behind the bush.
âI thought I saw a man in a straw hat,â she whispered. âIs he a friend of yours?â
âThatâs who weâre hiding from,â said Lionel. âItâs a Mr Dodgson from Oxford. Mother doesnât like him, so Iâm making sure he doesnât reach the house. Nobody knows heâs here except me. Not even Hallam. Did you see the way he was lurking? Mother says ââ Lionel looked around before
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