dad.â
âAny guy I date would piss Dad off. Anyhow, Kevin is a good guy.â
âWhere you going?â Dimitri asks her.
Audrey snaps a pale green rubber wristband thatâsaround her wrist. âSome protest down at the capitol building. Something about preserving the areaâs pine bush.â
Dimitri laughs. âYou said bush .â
I look out the window again. Kevin sees me and tentatively lifts a hand to wave. âWhatâs with the surfboard?â I ask Audrey.
âKevin says you never know when you might want to catch a wave.â
âHas anyone told him weâre a hundred and fifty miles from the nearest ocean?â Dimitri says.
âI think itâs cute,â Audrey says.
Dimitri turns to me. âLetâs go, Seth. My treat.â
I glance at the time on my cell. Correction: my momâs cell. Shoot. Iâve got to get this thing back on the charger before she notices itâs missing or sheâll tear apart the kitchen tile by tile.
âNo can do,â I say. âMy mom needs me to help her with something.â
âWhatâs your mom need help with in the middle of a weekday afternoon?â Dimitri asks.
âYou have no idea.â
CHAPTER NINE
T he instant I walk in the front door, my mother calls to me. âHave I got a surprise for you!â
I bound into the kitchen to see her holding what looks like a deformed potato with bulging eyes and big, hairy ears.
âIsnât he precious?â she practically squeals.
The tiny thing wiggles its legs and grunts.
âYou got a bald hamster?â
âItâs a dog! Isnât he the cutest little guy?â
I jiggle the jewel-encrusted collar that falls over one of his tiny shoulders. âI didnât realize dogs came this small. Or that youâd be getting one so soon.â
âWell, Donna down at the clubâyou know, Donna Teal, the woman in the business office? She told me she knew a reputable breeder, and it just so happened that hehad a litter ready to go. Chihuahuas.â She holds the dog to her nose and breathes deep. âHeâs even got that new puppy smell.â
Mom holds the dog out, but I politely decline. Iâm not putting my nose near something that probably just licked its own butt. The puppy narrows its bugged-out eyes at me and growls.
âDoes he have a name?â I ask.
âIâm going to let your father do the honors,â she says. âItâll help him warm up to the little rascal.â She tucks the puppy under one arm as though heâs a football and starts searching around the counter.
âHave you seen my cell phone?â she asks.
I pretend not to hear her to buy myself a few seconds. I feel for her phone in the front pocket of my shorts and realize I canât give it back. Not yet, anyway. My own phone is still wedged between my fatherâs car seats and forwarding calls to hers.
âI said, do you know where my phone is?â she asks again. âIt was on the charger when I went out this morning.â
âI havenât seen it.â
Mom starts digging through the basket where she keeps her old magazines and catalogs.
âDid you look in your purse?â I ask her.
âAlready checked.â She snatches the cordless phone off the wall cradle. âIf itâs anyplace within earshot, Iâll find it.â She begins keying in her own number. âIs my number nine-three-four-five or nine-three-five-four? I always forget.â
âNo idea,â I say. âIâve got you on speed dial. Ummâ¦â
If I donât shut her phone down in time, Iâm totally busted. I plunge my hand into my pocket and scramble to find the power button with my thumb.
âI think itâs nine-three-five-four,â she says.
Thank God for baggy pockets in cargo shorts. I flip open her cell. My fingers play across the buttons. Her key pad is a little different than mine, so