andââ
âDonât, please. All I had for breakfast was a corn muffin and a banana.â
âYou poor child! Why donât I warm you a little barbecue soonâs I finish in the bedroom? I brought rolls and everything.â
I couldnât have said no if youâd paid me, even though, truth be told, the only reason I hadnât eaten more for breakfast was because Iâd been a little queasy. Perhaps the three-fire-alarm chili and Zinfandel Janeece and I had feted with last night hadnât been the best combination.
âBy the way, Duck hasnât stored one of my boxes in the linen closet, has he?â I peered past her into the bathroom.
âNo, maâam,â she said, shaking her head. âNothing in there but sheets and towels and the like. Canât find your knickknacks?â
âI found them all right but a box is missing and I canât imagine where he might have put it.â
âItâs bound to be around here somewhere,â she said, with a pat of assurance on my arm. âLet me go change these sheets and dust so I can feed you. Shouldnât take me two shakes.â
Suddenly, her left hip began to trill âAmerica the Beautiful.â She grinned at my surprise and dug into her pocket, pulling out a tiny cellular phone. âJust my way of waving the flag,â she said and flipped open its top. âWhat, Sister? Iâm busy.â Executing a perfect about-face, she hurried into the bedroom.
I left her to it and went back into the kitchen. I hadnât checked under the cabinets. I knew which ones contained the holy Calphalon. No point in looking there. No room. The others were empty, waiting for my assortment of cooking utensils. Frustrated, I grabbed the tea kettle, filled it, and put it on to boil, then just in case I should have enough for two, stuck my head in the bedroom door.
Clarissa, smoothing the bottom sheet with one hand as she circumnavigated the bed, barked into the phone. âNo, maâam, I will not sub for Geneva Ladyslipper tonight. You know what sheâs got her students reading? War and Peace, for Lordâs sake! I agree they ought to be introduced to the classics, but Tolstoy? They arenât ready for that. Whatâs wrong with Hemingway or O. Henry?â Spotting me, she blinked. âHold on a minute. Need something, sugar?â
âSorry to interrupt,â I said. âI just wanted to know if youâd like a cup of tea.â
âThat would be nice. Iâll be done shortly. Sister, Iâve got to go or Iâll never finish this bed.â
Back in the kitchen, I found the tin of tea bags, the conversation from the other room drifting across the hall.
âYes, sheâs as nice as can be and looks just like her picture. She likes to shove furniture around, just like you. Even moved the sofa. You wouldnât think somebody as little as she is could even budge it.â
I glanced down. Granted, Iâd lost some weight over the last month, worrying that my backside would strain the seams of that blasted wedding suit Janeece had talked me into buying. But âlittleâ is not a term Iâd ever associate with my one hundred and thirty-something pounds. Even my height wouldnât qualify. I was five-six, and thatâs average in anyoneâs book.
Determined not to eavesdrop, I returned to the guest room. I had to figure out which box was missing or go nuts. Rifling my desk, I found the detailed list Iâd made of what was in what. It was supposed to make unpacking simpler. The boxes were numbered as well as labeled, most on all four sides. One or two near the bottom, of course, were not, their marks facing the wall or the one adjacent.
After checking off the numbers of those I could see, I grabbed the top layer of the first stack, moved them to the floor to get to those on the bottom, in the process dropping one. Fortunately, it wasnât marked