whatâs up, bro.â A patented hearty chuckle followed. âI just wondered how the new cableâs working? Like it? Have you checked out those adult stations I tossed in?â
Oh good, porn from my brother. Whatâll he give me next? Electronic VD? âI havenât had time to watch anything yet,â he said in the friendliest tone he could muster.
âSo you donât know if itâs hooked up correctly?â
âThe local news came in fine.â
âGood. The hook-upâs probably correct, then. Give me a call if it isnât.â
âWill do. Iâll talk to you laterââ
âHang on there, pardner. You sure donât like talking on the phone, do you?â
âIâm just busy.â
âMaybe I should make an appointment so we can talk for an hour sometime.â
âFifty minutes,â Will said dryly. âIâm booked a month in advance.â
âWilly boy, you have no sense of humor,â said the man who didnât realize Will had just made a joke. âSounds like business is booming.â
âItâs busy.â
âBusier than usual?â
âWhy?â
âJust wondered. Iâve heard people get crazier when itâs hot out.â
âTempers are shortened,â Will replied. âBut my patients all live on the coast. Even when itâs hot, we still have the ocean breeze.â
âThen why are you so busy?â
âI donât know.â Will hid his irritation. âSunspots?â
âHey, is that a joke?â
âI donât know. It might be.â
âSunspots, solar flares, all that stuff, can affect satellite transmissions. Why not people?â
âWhy not?â Will paused, an idea coming to him. âIs there a lot of activity right now?â
âSeriously?â Pete sounded astounded that Will would ask him a real question. With good reason; Will was amazed he had, but maybe something like that could explain the deviant bird behavior, so it was worth asking. âYou want to know about solar storms and so forth?â
âYes.â
âSure. Things are pretty active right now. Magnetic storms produce solar flares. Those can interfere with radio waves. Weâll be running warnings about digital breakup during especially high activity.â
âI donât understand.â
âDigital images will briefly break up, sort of pixilate, sometimes. Itâs not a big deal; in fact, itâs a lot less annoying than traditional interference. But thatâs not what youâre asking about. Youâre asking about people acting crazy and sunspots, right?â
âWell, no, not seriously.â
âDonât people get nuttier during a full moon?â Pete persisted. âThatâs a fact, right? Itâs the same kind of thing.â
Why did I get myself into this conversation? âThatâs supposed to be an old wivesâ tale. Itâs perpetuated because people expect it to happen. An especially bad accident that happens during the full moon is going to be remembered for that reason. Odds are that there are just as many accidents on other nights.â Though he wasnât about to tell Pete, Will wasnât all that sure there was nothing to those old tales.
âOh. Do you get crazier patients when the moon is full?â
âNot that Iâve noticed.â
âWhat about that cat of yours? Does it get the full-moon crazies?â
âMy cat? How did you know I have a cat?â
The chuckle. âWell to hear poor old Mickey Elfbones tell it, it was more of a mountain lion. It about scared the piss out of him.â
âMickeyâs a big phobic, then. My cat is normal and harmless. Even during a full moon.â
More chuckling. âDonât go on the defense, Willy. Will, sorry. I know Mickeyâs scared of cats. Heâs afraid of dogs, too. In fact, heâs damn near terrified of anything
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