that has fur and walks on four legs. Doesnât mind reptiles, though. Isnât that weird? He has a horned toad for a pet.â
âItâs unusual, but not unheard of. He mustâve had a bad experience with something furry and generalized the fear.â
âYouâre smart, baby brother. Do you remember Shagrat and Gorbag?â
âThe names are familiar. Names from a book.â
âWell, yeah, the names were from Tolkienâs Ring books, but what Iâm talking about were a pair of bull mastiffs that belonged to Mickeyâs dad. Big ugly bastards. Remember now?â
A scarecrow man with red hair throwing a ball down the beach. Will saw him suddenly in his mindâs eye as if it happened yesterday. It was low tide and he and Maggie had just walked around an outcropping that would flood later. They came right up behind the man, who had just thrown a ball. Giant pale dogs chased after it, but sensing the kids, suddenly turned and started back toward their masterâand themâsnarling and barking, drool flying. The man glanced back and told them to leave unless they wanted to be eaten. Will and Maggie ran like hell and the dogs didnât follow. That had to be Mickeyâs father. âI vaguely remember,â he told Pete.
âDaddy Elfbones trained the dogs to knock people down and hold them. He used to sic them on Mickey.â
âThatâs unforgivable.â
The old Pete emerged in unabashed laughter. âIt was hysterical. Poor old Mickey never got over it. The old man had those dogs guard his room so he couldnât come out when he was supposed to be doing homework. Those dogs were always up his ass.â
âYou think thatâs funny?â Will said it before he could stop himself. Engaging Pete any further was not what he wanted to do.
âOf course itâs funny. Itâs hilarious.â A pause. âYouâre just too sensitive. You always were. I mean, thatâs what makes you a good shrink, right?â
Will didnât reply.
âSorry, bro. Didnât mean to step on any toes. But you know whatâs really weird about Mickey? Heâs scared of birds, too. Why would he be scared of birds?â
âI donât know,â Will said slowly. âMaybe he was attacked.â
âBy birds?â Pete sounded incredulous. âBirds donât attack except in the movies.â
âThey sometimes swoop people to protect their nests. They can get pretty aggressive under the right circumstances. Or he might have been walking through a flock of gulls milling around on the beach when they decided to take flight. Thatâs not aggressive, but it can feel that way, especially to a kid.â
âHave you ever seen birds go crazy, Will?â
âI remember watching The Birds on TV then feeling a little nervous walking among the gulls.â
âSo youâve never actually seen them attack?â
What is he doing? Does he know about the crows? Or last night? How could he? âIâve been swooped by a mockingbird a few times. It had a nest in the yard at my other house.â
âDid it scare you?â
âIt surprised me. It didnât frighten me. Why?â
âYou just really sounded like you knew what you were talking about.â
âIâm a shrink,â Will said, dry as dust. âIâve heard firsthand accounts of attacks on patients by all sorts of creatures.â
That damned chuckle. âIâm an idiot. Of course you have. Tell me, bro, what kind of animal attacks the most?â
âThe human kind.â Will waited a beat. Hot damn, heâd actually scored one on Pete. âI have to go now, Pete. Say hello to your wife for me.â
He hung up before Pete could speak, sat back, pleased with himself. I finally got the last word on him, Michael. He smiled and stood up, ready now to make his pilgrimage to Michaelâs grave. The Orange Boys, draped on his
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