right about that, Ms. Smithee.â
Ms. Labio sighed dramatically. âThat is so patronizing.â
âTell me, Ms. Labio,â Rather said, âwhat do you do for a living?â
âSheâs an artist,â Gonquin Smithee answered for her friend.
âNo kidding?â Rather said with a tight little smile. âAnd what is your medium?â
âSculpture,â the artist replied.
âClay? Stone?â
âCake.â
âCake?â
âI sculpt nudes made of cake.â
âHow delicious!â the playwright said.
âMale?â T. Wätzczesnam asked. âFemale?â
â She- male,â the sculptress answered with a satisfied grin.
âWell, Iâll be,â the cowboy said.
âHow long do they last?â Edsel Nixon asked.
Ms. Labio shrugged. âA week or so, depending on the conditions.â
âSometimes we eat them,â Ms. Smithee said.
âI find temporary art to be baffling,â Rather said. âWhat do you think, Shriver?â
Shriver turned to Simone, who, recognizing his distress, piped up, âWell, this distinguished group of writers has certainly created some permanent art.â She hoisted her glass of Chianti. âTo a great conference!â
Everyone raised their glasses and drank. Then, amid more talk of the mosquito problem, dinner was served. Throughout the meal, the waiter hovered nearby, his focus primarily upon Shriver, it seemed. Conversely, Shriver couldnât help but notice that Gonquin Smithee and her sidekick would not look at him at all. Unnerved, he poked at his salad in silence, barely listening to the talk of literature and academics. Occasionally, inspired by a word or phrase, the cowboy would utter some snippet of poetry, then quiz poor Edsel Nixon as to its author.
âYou have an impressive familiarity with poetry, Mr. Nixon,â Shriver said.
âI have to. Professor Wätzczesnam is my faculty adviser. He says if I get any wrong heâs going to torpedo my thesis.â
âAll the more impressive.â
âNot really.â Mr. Nixon leaned in and spoke quietly. âHequotes from the same poems all the time. Usually heâs too inebriated to realize it.â
Professor Wätzczesnam did seem a bit sauced, Shriver thought. At the moment he was tilting toward Simone, talking animatedly, though she looked eager to get away.
Meanwhile, Basil Rather, in between chewing bovinely at a hunk of veal, asked Shriver if he was planning to attend that eveningâs reading. âIt should be quite interesting,â he said, âif I do say so myself.â
âIâm sure Iâll be there,â Shriver said.
âYou know, Shriver, your novel was quite important to me as a young man.â
âIs that so?â Shriver felt himself blushing slightly.
âI canât remember much of it nowâIâm not even sure I finished itâbut I recall it made an impression on my soft, unformed intellect. Of course, I imagine it would not cast the same spell now that I am older and wiser.â
âI can see the influence in your work, actually,â Edsel Nixon told the playwright.
Through clenched teeth: âReally? How so?â
âIn the transgressive nature of the characters. How they yearn for meaning so much, they destroy meaning in the process.â
âNonsense,â Basil Rather said to the young man. âDid you hear that, Lena? My characters are transgressive! Wätzczesnam, what kind of claptrap are you teaching these students of yours?â
âProbably the deconstructionist element,â the cowboy explained in a tone of grave seriousness. He cast poor Nixon a withering glance. âTheyâre running rampant in the English department.â
âGod help us!â the playwright cried.
âAnd whatâs wrong with deconstructionism?â Gonquin Smithee asked.
âAh-ah-ah!â The cowboy wagged a