Free Dark Carbuncle by Kevin J. Anderson, Janis Ian

Dark Carbuncle
    A graveyard. Night. Lurid branches scrabble across the blood-red moon. Silence, whispers, then a hush of anticipation. Fifteen boom boxes encircle a grave. Giant woofers (removed just that morning from an unsuspecting car) sit with bass ends flat against the massive gravestone.
    Here at peace at last lies Thor
Troubled by the Dark no more
    The four aging fans in attendance for the midnight show—the ritual—had polished their studs, mangled their hair, added dye where needed and bleach where not. They wore their finest black leather, but left the jackets open to expose too-small T-shirts from concerts past, fabric memories that paid homage to their hero’s mind-blowing shows, when he’d been alive. Thor . The writer of the greatest song in the history of mankind.
    “Man, we really should have put a line from ‘Dark Carbuncle’ on his tombstone instead,” Conk said. “I mean, so everybody could see his genius for all eternity.” His given name was William, and he went by the handle of “William the Conqueror” from some impressive historical guy, though most of his friends didn’t get it. They thought ‘Conk’ just meant he liked to bash things.
    “Anybody can hear his genius just by playing the song, shithead,” said Kutfist, ending with the sharp sneer he’d practiced all week. “Trust me, we didn’t want to deal with the rights issues.”
    “Yeah, but dude, ‘Dark Carbuncle’ is an awesome song, right?’ said Dredd, and though he’d said it many times before, nobody disagreed. Especially not on this night of nights.
    The lone girl in the group, swaying to the music of a silent song, twisted a lock of hair around her finger. “Kinda creepy, ya think?” Despite the spider web tattooed on her chin, Longshanks was always the first to back away from anything remotely disturbing. “I mean, we’re raising him from the dead ….” Her voice trailed off.
    “God, lighten up, ‘Shanks. You’ve been this way since grade school. What can he do to us? He’ll be in our power.” Sneering, Kutfist turned toward the others with a shrug. Women. Jeez.
    “Yeah, and ‘Dark Carbuncle’ is such an awesome song …” Dredd’s usual sentence trailed off as a cloud covered the moon.
    “It has to be tonight, on the anniversary,” said Conk with finality as he connected the last of the speakers. The Wikipedia entry had been very specific on that point.
    Kutfist scanned the graveyard in disappointment. “I can’t believe we’re the only ones here. Elvis gets tons of fans on his Death Day every year!”
    “Elvis fans don’t know that ‘Dark Carbuncle’ is an awesome song,” Dredd assured him. “Or they’d be here.”
    Longshanks tugged harder on her hair. “And what’s he gonna look like with a fractured skull, Kut? I mean, part of his head might be gone. Ecchhh.”
    Kutfist pushed his trifocals further up his nose. “Shut up, ‘Shanks. The man was a god. That last show we saw was unbelievably amazing He’d never have killed himself, never. We can finally find out the truth now, so just stop worrying and shut up.”
    Nodding, Conk stood up. Brushing leaves off his hands, he pulled a few folded sheets from the back pocket of his jeans and handed them each a paper with the lyric printed backwards phonetically. That was the worrisome part. They knew the lyrics forward well enough to sing them the required seven times, but the backwards part made Conk nervous. “We’ve gotta get it right, or we’ll end up raising Frank Sinatra or something. Seriously, you can’t be too careful with the Dark Side. Don’t screw it up.”
    With tears in his eyes and excitement in his heart, he reached down to the nearest boom box and pushed PLAY.
    O O O
    Thor opened what was left of his eyes and knew he wasn’t in the Ritz. It had been a long time since he’d stayed in high-class hotels on tour, and now suddenly he experienced a flashback rush of the last images he remembered.
    A motel room, after