right? Let me help you.â
I answered without moving. âHi, Paul. Thanks. But if you donât mind, Iâm just gonna stay here.â I mean, I was not only covered in dirty water, I could also feel my lip beginning to swell. No way was I letting Paul Song get a good look at me like this.
âYeah? Well, thatâs weird, Cammie,â he said. âI mean, it canât be very comfortable down there.â
â
Iâd
be happy for some help, young man,â said Mrs. Hedges, who was on the floor beside me.
Paul extended his hand, but Mrs. Hedges is not what youâd call dainty, and Paul is not what youâd call huge. Trying to support her, he slipped on the wet floor, andâ
ow!
âsat down hard beside us.
Oh, my gosh!
Had Americaâs best boy singer just cracked his tail bone? And was it my fault?
I scrambled to my knees. âAre you okay?â
In person, Paul Song looks just as good as he does in pictures and on video, with big brown eyes, floppy hair, and a supercute face. Right now there were tears on that supercute face, and he couldnât speak.
He was too busy laughing.
âUh . . . , hi, excuse me? Cammie, what are you doing down there?â said a familiar voice.
âCourtney?â I looked around.
âYeah, uh . . . hi. Iâm here early. Oh!â She saw my face. â
Ick
, Cammie! What did you do to your lip? Andâ
gross
âyouâre all dirty!â
Courtney, of course, looked perfectly put together. Her lip gloss even matched her hair ribbon.
What I wanted to say was, âRemind me again why youâre my best friend?â but what I actually said was, âIâm
fine
.â Then, âPaul, you remember Courtney? You signed an autograph for her last time you were here?â
âSure. Nice to see you.â He was still getting over his laughing fit.
âUh, Miss Parks? Mr. Song? If anybody cares, Iâm still down here on the floor, and Iâm pretty sure some of my bones are sprained,â said Mrs. Hedges.
By now everyone, meaning Paul Song, had seen how cute I look with a fat lip, so, carefully, I stood and helped Mrs. Hedges to her feet. Then Mr. Ross came out of his office and took charge. Soon Mrs. Hedges had gone to the staff room to recover, and a couple of other housekeepers were finishing the floor.
âNow, where did that little dog get to?â Mr. Ross asked. We looked around and saw Ozzabelle worn out and collapsed under a chair. By her head was something blue that looked like a rag. Had she brought me another present? I walked over, and she snatched it like she wanted to play.
âHold still, puppy.â I scooped her up and took the blue thing. What Iâd thought was a rag turned out to be one of those rubber gloves like dentists wear. I had seen one of those recentlyâbut where was it again? And where did Ozzabelle find this one?
âLunch is ready.â Granny must have come from the presidential elevator, which opens into a space behind a door in the cross hall.
Without thinking, I shoved the glove in my pants pocket.
âCourtney, weâve set a place for you,â Granny went on. âAnd Paul, weâd be delighted if you could take a break from your rehearsing. Iâm afraid itâs nothing special. Weâll be eating upstairs. Here, Cammie.â She traded me Ozzabelle for an ice pack. âFor your lip. And perhaps youâd better change your clothes?â
If youâre wondering why Granny was ready with an ice pack for my lip, itâs because word travels fast in the White Houseâespecially when it comes to me, Tessa and Nate. There are Secret Service agents and officers everywhere, and they all have radios.
Going upstairs, Courtney explained that she was here early because her dad had asked her to do an errand for him. When she called to ask, she talked to Granny, and Granny invited her to lunch.
âWhat errand