Dis was who Charles had chosen for the locker room. Doctor Dis was so sociopathic and generally disgusting, Jojo had the suspicion that Doctor Dis himself was a cynic who created this stuff as a parody of the genre. Heâd stick in words like âbeastâ and âcease,â words more than half the Dupont national basketball champions had never uttered in their lives. At this very moment, in fact, the Doctor was singing?âsaying?â
âKnowâm saying?
Call yoâself a cop? Swap yoâ dick and yoâass,
Evâry time you shit, yoâ balls go plop plop.
Wipe yoâ dick, and it bleeds chocâlate.
You needs to fuck with yoâ butt, cocksucking cop cop.
Knowâm saying?â
But the locker room itself was luxurious beyond anything the thousands of hooples who had watched the âpickup gameâ could have imagined. The lockers were made not of metal, but of polished oak in its natural light color with a showy grain. Each one was nine feet high and three and a half feet wide, with a pair of louvered doors and all manner of shelves, shoe racks, beechwood hangers, lights that came on when the doors opened, and a fluorescent tube near the floor that was on twenty-four hours a day to keep things dry. Above the door was a brass strip with the playerâs name engraved on it, and above that, framed in oak, a foot-high photograph of the player in action on the court. Jojoâs was one from the publicity department. It showed him soaring above a thicket of upstretched black arms and tapping in a rebound. He loved that picture.
As Jojo entered the room, four black players, all with the shaved heads, he noticed, Charles, André, Curtis, and Cantrell, were standing around in front of Charlesâs locker. Jojo couldnât resist joining them. Had to ⦠Their conversation offered the possibility of recognizing the triumph of Jojo Johanssen, the white boy who took no shit.
As Jojo approached, Charles was saying, âSay what? Whatâs that motherfucker know about my grades ? Whatâs he care ? Heâs one dumb motherfucker, that motherfucker.â
André, grinning at him: âIâm just telling you what the man said, Charles. Man said you go over the library every night after study hall and hump the books. Said he saw you.â
âThe fuck he saw me. That motherfuckerâs so dumb he donât know where the libraryâs at.â Charles was no longer his witty and ironic self. He had just been accused of not only getting good gradesâit was rumored that his GPA was 3.5âbut of trying to get them. âWhatâs he talking aboutâ books. He donât know what a book looks like. Motherfuckerâs so dumb he counts on his fingers and canât get past one.â Whereupon Charles extended his middle finger.
âOoo-ooo-weee!â said Cantrell. âGil hear that, man, he gonâ come gitchoo!â
âShit, he ainâ gonâ come git nothing. He gonâ put his finger up his assâs all he gonâ do. Talking about my grades â¦â
âHey, man,â said Curtis, âwhat grades you be getting anyway, you donât mind me asking.â
âHeghhh heghhh heghhh â¦â André began laughing from deep down in his belly. âMaybe we donât need no more swimmies. We got Charles.â
Jojo sidled up to the group and said, âTake no shit fromâm, Charles. You got grades!â
He glanced at the others to register their amusement at this witty turn on the expression âYou got game.â Instead, he got three blank faces.
âWhaz good, Jojo?â said Charles with an empty expression of his own. Charles always said âWhaz good?â instead of âWhuzzup.â
âNot much,â said Jojo. âNot much. Iâm beat.â He figured that would give them an opportunity to think about what had forced him to work so hardâand whom