purse.â
Morgan rolled her eyes. âJust lift up your tunica and be done with it.â
âWhat sort of crass world are you living in? Do archers simply grunt and lift their tunicae whenever they meet each other on the battlements?â
She gave him a light shove. âJust go. Be creative in the face of adversity.â
He smoothed his hair and approached the L-shaped counter. The ale-wife was pouring hot chickpeas into a clay vat.
âLet me help you with that,â he offered.
âYouâd only smash your fingers.â She smoothly replaced the vat, which fit into a round opening in the counter. âWhatâs your pleasure?â
âI could name several.â
She gave him a flat look. âWhat do you want to drink? Weâve got spiced wine, hippocrene, and barley beer so thick you could balance a knife in it.â
âIâm actually looking for some information.â
Her expression didnât change. âI donât know what cheap scrolls youâve been reading, but I run a caupona. Iâm too busy to fuck about with intrigue. Go to court if youâre looking for that.â
âI can respect that youâre busyââ
âDrink something, or go away, nemo.â
The insult stung him, but only slightly. âFine. Iâll haveââ
Sheâd already poured him some wine from the amphora. âOne maravedi.â
Babieca reached into his purse. This investigation was growing more expensive by the moment, and the whole point had been to avoid spending anything. He handed over the coin, and the ale-wife snatched it quickly, as a bird might snatch a seed from your hand.
âEnjoy,â she said, and started to walk away.
âWait. Please.â
She turned, now looking annoyed. âFortuna preserve us, boy, is this your first drink? Just drain the cup, and Iâll get you another. Itâs not so difficult.â
He cleared his throat. âAs I was saying before, it isnât intrigue that Iâm looking for. Itâs a young artifex. A woman, about my age, with red hair.â
âI see a lot of women. She doesnât sound familiar.â
âSheâs Naucrateâs daughter.â
Her eyes narrowed. âThatâs a significant name, boy. Donât throw it around unless you can prove what you claim.â
âDid you hear about the bee that nearly killed Basilissa Pulcheria?â
âThatâs old news.â
âWell, the bee was Naucrateâs design. She gave it to her daughter, and then a fat spado took it from her. Is this starting to sound more plausible?â
âNot really.â
âWe need to talk to her. Iâve seen her in this tavern, building birds.â
âYouâve just described half of our patrons.â
He touched her hand, lightly. âLetâs talk about this upstairs.â
The ale-wife looked at him curiously for a moment. Then she burst into laughter, sliding her hand away. âThis was your plan? To seduce me?â
Babieca struggled to maintain his composure. âI assure you, it was no jest.â
âAnd I assure you, fuckwit, that your tiny cock holds no interest for me.â
âReally? You havenât even seen what it can do.â
She shook her head and returned to pouring drinks. âIâve no interest in whatever games youâve taught the little brain to play. I chase the velvet, not the fur.â
âBut Iâm not aââ He bit down on the word
fur
as realization dawned. âOh. Youâre in search of a different type of refreshment altogether.â
For a moment, she looked at Fel, who was standing by the door. Babieca knew that look very well. Then she returned to her task. âNo time, anyhow,â she said. âSomeoneâs puked in the necessary, and after I clean that upââ
âLeave that to me,â Babieca said smoothly. âIf you give me one moment to speak with