Syd.
âAnd not just that,â I said, âbut Dadâs been talking about Mom like she just poofed into the air, and now he wants us to go spend every moment together pretending there was nothing we could do to stop her from going.â
When Dad turned and made his way toward Uncle Clayâs porch, Syd and I bypassed the steps and leapt all the way down into the dim shelter, where the familyâs fortune-size worries filled jars all around us. Syd pulled the doors shut over us and tugged a dangling lightbulb on.
âDid you tell him you donât want to go?â he asked.
âYeah, but he said weâre leaving in three days no matter what.â
I drew circles on the dusty floor with my finger.
âHowâre you going to work on your big wall doodling in that crusty RV?â he said.
âNoodling,â I said, rubbing the circles gone. âAnd donât worry. Thereâs not going to be anything permanent worth drawing in my future anyway.â
Syd and I both looked to the lightbulb and watched till it quit its swinging.
âSo what did Aunt Toodi say to you on the phone?â he said.
His question put a lump in my throat the size of a hush puppy.
âThat this is only an in-between,â I said.
âWhatâs that supposed to mean?â
âIt means I need to find a way to tell my mom to c-o-m-e b-a-c-k other than dropping eight Scrabble letters into an envelope.â
âExcuse me?â
âIt means that I just need to talk to her again. To convince her to come on back.â
âYeah right,â said Syd. âYou couldnât convince a wad of gum to stick to your shoe. Besides, Iâd be mad too if I were Uncle Douglas. My mom said Aunt Toodi really did a number on you guys.â
âWell, she didnât mean to,â I said. âSheâs just gotten a little carried away with her job is all. And sheâs going to come back when those kids get their own new mom and donât need her anymore.â
âWhatevs,â he said. âDo you really believe that?â
I hated the way I had to pause to check if I did believe that.
âItâs not about what I believe, Syd. Itâs about what I know. Sheâs my mom, and I know my mom loves me too much to stay gone.â
Syd picked at a callus on his palm. I wanted to shake him by the shoulders.
âBesides, thereâs an end to every rescue, you know.â
I was beginning to think I needed to airbrush Thereâs an end to every rescue on the back of the tank top. Folks around here sure needed some reminding.
Uncle Clayâs wheelchair made squeaks above the cellar as he rolled out to greet my dad. I scooted close and looked Syd right in the face.
âSyd, it is crucial that I be home when she comes back,â I said. âIf Iâm not here, she just might leave again.â
âAll right, all right,â said Syd, his big knobby giraffe knees bumping my little ones as we both sat crisscross on the shelter floor. âThen what we need to do is come up with a rategy-stay.â
âA what?â
âA strategy. For getting you out of this trip,â he said. âAll weâve got to do is think up a good excuse for you not to go.â
From above, there came some garbly mumbling. I could have sworn Uncle Clay said the word strategy too.
âThey must have heard us,â whispered Syd. âKeep it down.â
I studied the shelves, trying to read just one of the folded messages inside a jar, while Syd worked up a thinking sweat. The lightbulb over his head made him look like a shadowy mad scientist. I could tell what he was thinking. What would Fearless Fenwick do? And boy, was I ever right.
âIâve got it!â he said, packing a yell into a whisper. âHow do you feel about Fake Tetanus?â
âFake Tetanus?â
All I knew about tetanus was that Mean Maritucker Mentz down the street got it once from