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âCass! I need your help!â my dad yelled. Dad never rhymed, not even by accident.
I closed up the beauty box, the cell phone still inside, and headed outside to find Dad trying to yank the blue cover off The Roast. He was already in a sweat.
âI thought I could do it in one grab,â he said, pulling off his T-shirt to wipe his face. The contrast between Dadâs tan arms and his white chest made him look like he was wearing another shirt underneath. His curly brown hair was fluffed out like heâd run his fingers through it a million times. Even his beard was all mussed up.
âWant a sip?â Dad grabbed a bottle of Yoo-hoo from off a lawn chair and twisted it open.
It made me even madder at him that he would drink something as cheerful-sounding as Yoo-hoo on such a sad day.
âNo thanks,â I said.
As he gave it a guzzle, the morning sun lit up the gray-brown flecks in his eyes.
âYou mind helping me uncover this thing?â he said.
âOkay,â I said. âButâ¦why?â
âSo we can clean it up,â he said. âNow, you take that corner, and Iâll get this one.â
As I reluctantly grabbed a handful of cover while trying to avoid blotches of mildew and bird blech, the thought crossed my mind to be glad that Dad might very well be planning to sell the beast; but it crossed my mind real fast, because my mind was a busy street full of other bigger thoughts. Like how I could figure out a way to talk to Mom again. To steal her back away from Ken and the not-really orphans. How when she waved good-bye to them, her little Cass silhouette charm would ting in the Florida sunshine. Then sheâd come make things right with Dad, and press the unpause button on all my plans.
And until that day, how in the world was Aunt Joâs storm cellar going to hold all the bads in my head, including the one that was about to jump out of my mouth.
âDid you let the minutes run out on purpose?â
âExcuse me?â he said.
An angry itch spread beyond my ears and into my whole face.
âWhyâd you have to hide the phone from me? Why wonât you let me talk to Mom?â
Dad dropped his corner to the ground.
âTwo words,â he said. âSurplus suffering.â
âWhat?â
âItâs kind of like that time you wanted to play storm rescue and put on a whole box of Band-Aids at once,â he explained.
âBut you told me no.â
âExactly, because I knew theyâd pull all the fuzz out of your arms and make you hurt more than what a Dad should ever allow his daughter to go through.â
He picked up his corner again.
âAnd frankly, Cass, you talking to your mom right now is what I would call surplus suffering.â
Dad crumpled the blue plastic in his fists and said, âNow pull!â
We both grunted and snorted as we yank-yank-yanked the cover into a pile, sending a puff of shower-curtain smell all around us. Then Dad grabbed the half-empty Yoo-hoo bottle, held it by the tip, and waved it in the air, saying, âItâs no sparkling grape juice, but fit for a christening such as this.â
âChristening?â I said.
âYou know, like sending a ship off on its first journey,â he said, and smacked The Roast three solid times before the Yoo-hoo bottle shattered against it, spattering the side with watery chocolate.
âWhat journey?â
The lift in his voice sure didnât sound like he was talking about a journey to the junkyard.
âDidnât I promise Iâd get you out of this terribleness?â Dad said, tossing the jagged Yoo-hoo neck toward the garbage and missing, landing it in the grass. âWell, three days from now, weâll be blasting off, Casstronaut. Just you, me, and The Roast,â he announced, trying to hug an arm around my shoulder. But I backed away just out of reach.
âYou. Me. The Roast. Three days?â I