sister-in-law that she was doing just fine when she could just barely move without gasping out loud. But Mark and Darcy would not have gone on their honeymoon if she hadnât convinced them, and sheâd suffered in silence until they had finally walked out the door with their suitcases. How could she possibly have guessed that Mark would bring a strange doctor into the picture? One whoâd gotten all concerned and determined to heal, damn his hide!
Obviously, she was going to have to endure another game of pretense, Maddie thought with a sigh of premeditated distress. Whatâs more, time was rushing by and she probably only had another few minutes before that nosy-Nellie friend of Markâs came looking for her, expecting her to be in that awful gown and lying on a bed awaiting his examination.
âThatâll be the day,â Maddie mumbled, and pushed away the comforter. Gritting her teeth again because it hurt like hell to move, even though groggy from painkillers, she swung her feet to the floor, forced herself up and then hobbled her way to her bedroom. Shutting the door behind her, she immediately began undressing. Markâ¦or someoneâ¦she wasnât clear onthat pointâ¦had brought a lot of her clothes in from her trailer. She pulled on a long skirt and her biggest, baggiest sweater.
Her next stop was the bathroom, and she washed her face, applied moisturizer and makeup and then brushed her hair until it looked almost respectable. For good measure she gave herself a small squirt of cologne, then wasted no time in exiting the bathroom and heading for the kitchen.
Noah jumped a foot when she walked in. âWhat in Godâs name are you doing?â he asked, sounding a lot like a bear with a thorn in its paw.
âGrump and complain all you wish,â she said in a saccharine tone that didnât sound remotely genuine. âBut Iâm not getting into that gown, and you are not going to examine even one small part of me. Oh, I guess I wouldnât mind if you checked my cast. Would that satisfy your craving to play doctor today?â
âYou little idiot,â Noah said. His lips were thin and disapproving, and he looked as though he really did think of her as an idiot.
She frankly didnât care what he thought. âWhether you like it or not, you are not going to be my doctor. Iâll check the phone book and make an appointment with one without your help.â Maddie suddenly saw the storm through the window above the sink. âOh, my God!â she cried. âWhen did that start?â
âAbout an hour ago. Itâs a serious storm, which isnât nearly as crucial as your seeing a doctor today. So, if itâs not going to be me, Iâm going to phone for that ambulance.â
Maddie turned toward him with blazing eyes. âYou go right ahead and do that, and the second youâre off the phone, Iâll call the police department and file a complaint against you for home invasion andâ¦andââ she lifted her chin in a defiant gesture ââand I might even include sexual harassment in that charge.â
âWhich would be a damn lie,â Noah snarled. âIs that what you are, a liar?â
âNot usually, but your pushy attitude just might drive me to do a lot of things I wouldnât ordinarily do. Now, letâs get to the bottom line, all right? I believe youâve accomplished quite enough in this house for one day. Your uncooperative patient is out of bed and dressed. As any fool could see, if there were more than one in this kitchen with me, Iâm fine and functioning under my own steam. In other words, I donât want you hanging around any longer. Are you getting the message?â
Noah was just about to growl an appropriately nasty comeback when Maddie suddenly shrieked, âFanny! My God, whereâs Fanny?â
He thought sheâd lost the last of her marbles, which heâd been