did in high school and whatâs he doing with his life now?â Itâs true. Harleyâs so smart he got excellent grades without even trying, but heâs been killing off brain cells since graduation.
Dad sighs and studies his oatmeal, and Iâm hit with guilt. Harley not living up to his potential is a sore spot, especially since he was offered several academic college scholarships. Instead he enrolled in the nearby Culinary Institute of America, claiming he wanted to be a chef at the Mohonk Mountain House. It seemed like a cool plan, but then, half a semester later, he discovered skydiving and quit. The supermarket is just the latest in a string of local McJobs heâs had over the past two years. Heâs developed a reputation for not showing up for work on clear sunny days.
âIâm not talking about your brother,â Dad says. âDyna, if youâre looking at homeschooling as an easy way out, well then, thatâs not the girl Iâve raised.â
I blink at the sting. âHomeschooling was Momâs idea.â
âOkay, firstly, I love the woman to death, but your mother has completely lost her cheese over your accident. Iâm only going along with this crazy voodoo therapy place to keep the peace.â
I say with fake ditziness, âI canât understand why talking about my feelings isnât making my ankle better yet.â
Dad lets out a chuckle that fills me.
âI have to go camping with them next Saturday,â I groan. âWhat is that about?â
He raises a fuzzy eyebrow at me. âSince when do you not like the outdoors, Dyna Glider?â
âItâs not that. Some girl in my group got mauled by a bear and now weâre all supposed to go hold her hand out in the woods. Like thatâs going to prove something.â
âOkay, so the asylum is being run by the lunatics. I get that. But going camping wonât kill you. And neither would high school. Maybe you can stick with therapy until school starts and then we can find you some sort of evening and weekend sessions.â
I knew homeschooling was too easy.
I think fast. âDad, Iâm supposed to graduate this year, and with hiking and climbing out of the picture I donât even know whatâs next. Homeschooling will give me a chance to figure out what to do with my life. Iâll work hard on my education as I explore other interests.â
Dad grumbles, âIf you think for one moment that watching television on the couch next to that moldy slice of white bread counts as exploring other interests , then you need to think again.â
âPlease stop,â I plead. âIf Jay knew you called him Whitebread heâd probably break up with me.â
âGood.â Dad looks pleased and I slap his arm right below the naked angel tattoo. I always ignore the fact that the angel has Momâs face on it. âIâll stop calling him Whitebread when he faces me and starts acting a little whole grain or rye.â Dad chuckles. âMaybe shows a nice swirl of pumpernickel?â
âOh yeah?â I say, flustered. âWell, I think Jay is Wonder bread.â Dad laughs so hard at that I eventually crack up, too. âOkay, so that didnât sound so dorky in my head,â I say. âBut Jayâs really a nice guy.â
Dad grunts and mimics me in a girly voice, âNice guy.â He levels me a look. âYou are much too special for some nice guy , Dyna.â
âHeâs a special guy, too, Dad.â
âThe only thing that kid has going for him is the fact that heâs ass over tits for you, sweetheart. But you need to ask yourself this ⦠What do you see in him ?â
I crinkle my nose. âI like him.â
âWell, a person whoâs in love with you can be a pretty likable thing.â Dad leans over his bowl and adds, âEspecially when youâre feeling vulnerable.â He points his spoon