goodness sake! Do you want to get
more
sand in that eye? Use the path!â
I stopped listening to Mum. I saw who else was on the beach. Kelly and Kellyâs mum and Kellyâs mumâs boyfriend Dave and Kellyâs little brother Dean and Kellyâs baby brother Keanu.
âLook whoâs here, Mum!â I said, and Icharged down the sandy slope, too impatient to bother with the path.
Kellyâs mum was sitting in my mumâs deckchair beside Dad. Kellyâs mumâs boyfriend Dave was sitting on the sand with baby Keanu on his lap. Dean was scrunched up in Keanuâs buggy pretending to be a baby. Kelly and Biscuits were sitting on a beach towel, Kelly wriggling and pushing, Biscuits refusing to budge. They all had ice-creams. I felt a little left out â and then as I slid nearer I saw Kelly was holding an ice-cream in each hand.
âHey, Tim! Is your eye better? I was worried when your dad told us. Iâve saved you an ice-cream anyway,â Kelly shouted. âBetter come quick. Biscuits has been after it!â
âWell, itâs all started to melt,â said Biscuits.
âYouâre an old greedy-guts, you are,â said Kelly, bounding forward to meet me.
She nudged Biscuits a bit in the process. He dropped his own ice-cream in the sand. It was nearly finished anyway, but he gave an immense howl of protest.
I suggested he had half of my ice-cream to make up. I could see it might be a bit difficult to keep things peaceful between Biscuits and Kelly. I liked Biscuits ever so much and I sort of liked Kelly a lot too. I couldnât see why theydidnât seem to like each other much.
Mum didnât look at all pleased when she arrived on the beach. She glared at me.
âI told you
not
to go down the sandy way, Tim,â she hissed. Then she smiled, though her lips were very thin and showing too much teeth. âWell, this is a lovely surprise.â
âOh, we canât keep our Kelly away from your Tim,â Kellyâs mum laughed, still sprawling in Mumâs deckchair, her skirt pulled up so she showed a lot of long brown leg.
Mumâs smile got even thinner as she sat down heavily on the sand.
âOh donât sit down! I want you to come with me,â said Kellyâs mum. She leapt up and started hopping around, brushing the sand off her feet and stuffing them into strappy little sandals. âThereâs meant to be a huge great market this morning in a field the other side of Abercoch. Iâve been trying to get your old man and mine interested, but you know what men are like when it comes to shopping. But youâll come, wonât you?â
âThere you are, Mum! You can go shopping after all,â I said, trying to squeeze in between Kelly and Biscuits. It was a terrible squash.
Mum got a bit dithery, but eventually agreed.
âCome along then, children,â she said.
âOh, we wonât take the
kids
. Theyâll be a terrible bore. The boys hate shopping.â
âTim enjoys it,â said Mum. âAnd I daresay Biscuits will come if thereâs any food in the offing.â
âMe?â said Biscuits.
âNo, let them play on the beach and have fun. The boys might behave themselves but my Kelly will be on and on at me to buy her everything.â
âMe?â said Kelly.
âAnd Dean
wonât
hold my hand and Iâm always on pins in case I lose him â and the babyâs so grizzly with his teething heâs driving me round the bend. No, weâll leave the kids with the men.â
âOh, I donât think we could do that,â said Mum. âTheyâd let them run wild.â
âI daresay!â said Kellyâs mum. She linked her arm through my mumâs. âThey can have fun and weâll have fun too. Come on. I insist!â
So Mum went off with Kellyâs mum. As soon as she started picking her way across the sand Biscuits said,