blinked. Mum loomed large through a hazy blur.
âYou
silly
boys! You mustnât
ever
tunnel in sandcliffs like that. Itâs terribly dangerous. The sand can easily shift and fall on top of you and trap you. Never ever do that. Tim? Why are you screwing up your face like that? Oh darling, have you got sand in your eye?â
She tried making me blow my nose but it didnât work.
âItâs OK,â I said, hating the fuss Mum was making in front of Biscuits. âItâs fine now,â I pretended, giving my eye a quick rub with my fist.
This was a serious mistake. My eyesuddenly felt as if it was being scrubbed with emery-paper.
âOh dear goodness. Hold still, Tim. Oh, your poor eye,â Mum said, as I hopped about in agony, my eye squeezed shut, tears seeping down my cheeks.
âDonât carry on like that, Tim, itâs just a speck of sand,â said Dad, coming over. Then he had a proper look. âOh dear. It looks like youâve got half the beach in there, old son. We need some water to wash it out.â
âIâll get a bucket and get some sea-water,â said Biscuits.
âNo, dear â itâs salty, thatâs no use. Come with me, Tim,â said Mum. âIâll have to take you back to the hotel and weâll use a proper eye bath.â
So Mum whisked me off while Biscuits and Dad stayed on the beach. I tried to stop crying, terrified that Prickle-Head and Pinch-Face might bob up out of nowhere and call me a cissy crybaby, but my eye hurt so much I couldnât help it.
âYou poor darling,â Mum said distractedly, as we stumbled across the cabbage field and down the windy footpaths. âIâll get them to phone for a doctor when we get to the hotel. Or maybe it would be better to dial 999 for an ambulance. You canât be too careful with eyes.I think you should go to the hospital.â
I started crying harder. By the time we got to the hotel we were both convinced I was going to end up blind in both eyes. Mum was crying too.
âWhatâs the matter. Has the little lad had an accident?â said Mrs Jones. âOh dear, sand in his eye, is it? Donât you fret, weâll sort it out in no time.â
She picked me up in her big strong arms as if I were no bigger than baby Keanu. She swept me into her kitchen, sat me down on her draining board, and ran some cold water into a cup. She held it against my hurting eye, tipped my head back, and told me to open the sore eye as wide as possible. It stopped hurting quite so badly. She did it again. It got much better. She had a good peer into my eye, gently holding it wide open.
âAha! Thereâs one little gritty bit left. Weâll get it out in half a tick, youâll see.â She took the corner of her linen tea-towel and gave a quick flick.
âThatâs it!â she said triumphantly. âNow, one more rinse for luck and youâll be as right as rain, young man.â
âItâs stopped hurting! Well, itâs still a bit sore, but itâs much much better,â I said, blinking happily.
Mum thanked Mrs Jones again and again. She still felt I should see a doctor to make sure my eye was really all right, but it would mean going all the way to Abercoch to the nearest health centre.
âWe donât want to do that, Mum, it would take all morning,â I said.
âWe could have a quick look round the shops while we were there. We didnât really get a proper chance last time with your dad and your pal Biscuits.â
âI want to go back on the beach, Mum! Please!â
Mum sighed. âAll right then, dear. But I canât quite see the charm of Llanpistyll beach myself. Itâs not even sunny enough to get a tan. Itâs not my idea of fun hunched up in a deckchair hour after hour.â
Mum mumbled and grumbled all the way back to the beach. I raced to the top of the cliff, ready to hurtle down.
âTim! For