an album of Bing Crosby and the one above itâs âPeter and the Wolfâ! Gee whiz. And it was such a good idea.â
âHeck,â said Oliver, also crestfallen.
âWell, I know what Iâm going to do,â said Randy after a discouraged silence. âIâm going to write to Father tonight and ask him for a list of well-known emperors. Itâs the only thing.â
âSend it air mail,â said Oliver. âNow letâs put on good old âPeter and the Wolf.â Last time I heard it was when I was seven years old on a day that was raining and I had a stomachache and Cuffy was away in Braxton.â
Fatherâs letter in reply to Randyâs came four days later. âHere they are,â said the letter. âBut why?â
âLook,â said Randy. âTheyâre all divided up in bundles: Roman emperors and then Byzantine; Holy Roman Empire ones and French (only two of them, of course), and then the Hapsburgs. No Chinese, though. He must have forgotten them.â
âStart with the Romans, they were the ones who thought it up,â said Oliver, methodical as always.
âAll right. So first thereâs Augustus, then Tiberius; then come Caligula and Claudius and Nero and Galba and Otho and Vitellius and Vespasian and Titusâoh, Titus !â screamed Randy.
âTitus!â screamed Oliver.
The emperorâs namesake was revealed, at last, as their dear fat neighbor, Mr. Jasper Titus, Oliverâs favorite person.
âWell, I never knew there was an emperor named that,â said Oliver. âBut I think you should have, Randy.â
âI think so, too. I learned about him once,â she admitted sheepishly. âI donât know how I could have forgotten.â
By this time, naturally, without even discussing it, they were putting on their jackets and soon were on their way to call on Mr. Titus.
âItâs probably somewhere in that old-fashioned clock heâs got in the hall; the grandfather one.â
âBut that clock doesnât work,â Oliver objected. âIt just stands there without doing anything, the hours donât even tell their names and go; that clock just always tells the world itâs three fifteen.â
âPoetic license,â Randy said. âMaybe the very fact that itâs stopped is what they mean about a voice being silenced long ago.â
ââ Above, a voice was silencedâââ quoted Oliver. âWhoever heard of a clock that had its machinery on top?â
âAnyway we can just look at it,â said Randy soothingly. âAnd he must have other clocks.â
They knew better than to approach Mr. Titusâs front door; that one was never opened. The whole activity of his house centered about the kitchen and backyard: kittens played there, ducks quacked and gabbled, and one red rooster crowed and strutted with three stout wives to praise him. Chrysanthemums were blooming in their bed, top-heavy and bending, and the last blue morning-glories, since the day was grey, were still wide open.
âCome in, come in!â said Mr. Titus. He was wearing a blue-checked apron and had a spoon in his hand. âI was just mixing up a batch of cookies, and I need eaters for âem. Think you can oblige?â
Randy and Oliver assured him that they would make every effort to accommodate him and stepped with pleasant anticipation into the kitchen; they knew the cookies would be delicious: the two consuming interests of Mr. Titusâs life were fishing and cooking, for both of which he had great talent.
It was right that the kitchen should be the heart and soul of his house. It was a wonderful room with windows facing south, many large ornamental calendars on the wall, and a stove as big and black and polished as a concert grand piano. The oven door of this splendid object was modestly embossed with its name: Heart of Perfection. On the red oil cloth of the