My brain went
ka-ching!
âHands,â I said. Hands went up. I counted. Nine more copies. Wow. âIâll have them for you tomorrow.â
The cluster darted away, moving like a school of baitfish.
âThat was you not so long ago,â Lee said. âAnd yet, you smirk.â
âWhat are you talking about?â
âThat look of amusement on your face. You think of them as pathetically helpless and clueless. Right?â
âSort of. Whatâs wrong with that?â
âNothing. I just find it amusing.â
âYouâre amused at my amusement?â I asked.
âConstantly.â
âIâll keep that in mind.â
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When I got home, I figured Iâd tackle the essay first. After that, Iâd print the nine manuals. Despite Leeâs warning, I knew it would be fun to take a position in favor of arrogance. I found out pretty quickly that Iâd made the right decision, because the words just flowed directly from my mind to my fingers. I was totally rocking the task. It was fun defending arrogance. The first time I checked the word count, after what seemed like only two or three minutes, I was already up to three hundred words. Then I got on a roll, and fell into the creative zone where time no longer exists. When I checked again, I was closeto a thousand words, and I still had plenty to say. Before I knew it, I had two thousand words.
Take that, Mrs. Gilroy.
OkayâI guess that was an arrogant thought, but Iâd earned the right to think it. And Iâd proved, by way of a well-constructed and clever series of arguments, that arrogance was not a bad thing. Now to get back to filling the orders for my manual.
Iâd already done the hard work of separating the survival tips from the personal stuff, and formatting everything to look good. All I had to do was print nine copies. I set things up on the computer, then clicked
PRINT.
Our printer was kind of slow. But I didnât need to hang around and watch the pages ooze out. I went upstairs to do my homework. After I finished my bio and geometry, I checked things, and saw a thin stack of pages in the output tray and a flashing light on the control panel. The printer was out of paper.
I fanned through the sheets. Oh, crap. Iâd printed nine cover pages, nine copies of page one, then nine copies of page two, and so on. And it had only gotten to page three. There were twenty-eight more pages to print. And Iâd have to collate the copies. It would be better to print one copy at a time.
I found more paper in a drawer under the computer deskâabout a quarter of a packâand refilled the printer. Then I went to the computer, cleared the current print job, andtold it to print one copy. There was probably some way to tell it to print multiple copies in the right order, but I didnât want to spend time hunting for that. It was easier to do it manually. I figured Iâd just print the copies one by one. It would be tedious, but better than separating all the pages after everything was printed. And, as I liked to remind myself, I was making money with every copy.
On my way up the stairs, I realized I didnât need to print the cover and the first three pages again. I already had nine copies of them. Too late for this copy. But not for the rest.
I printed the second and third copies without those pages. By then, I was totally out of paper. Tomorrow, Iâd walk home after school and buy some in town. Paper wasnât expensive. Six of the freshmen would just have to wait for their copies. It felt good to be in demand. I was probably J. P. Zenger High Schoolâs best-selling author. And its only one.
I put the finished copies in my backpack. âIâm in business,â I said. Business. Maybe I could come up with another idea to sell to the freshmen. Or to everyone. There was no reason I had to limit my market to one segment. This looked like a real easy way